𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴

“𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚀𝚄𝙸𝙴𝚃 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙴!”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃𝚂: 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙶𝙾𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝙳𝙰𝚂𝚂!”

》 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙳𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚄𝙿𝚁 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎
》 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚎𝚝
》 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜
》 𝙽/𝚂𝙵𝚆
》 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖
》 𝚁𝚃𝚜 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

Clears throat.

“Napalm is red, Minions are blue. Orendi scares the living s**t out of me. How about you?”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

Yeah-. A little bit.
She’s pretty cute.

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

WHAT A FREAK.

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

NO!

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

Don’t tempt her-.

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“I REALLY LOVE YOU GUYS BUT MAAN, YOU GOTTA STOP LOCKING ME OUT.”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

Its not!
She’s just a small demon-lady.

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“Hey! Its that one four-armed gremlin.”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

Badass.

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“Hngh-. a-ANYWAY. I’m still looking for my bros! My guys. Maybe the girls-.”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“Formerly! The UPR fell to shambles along with my homeplanet and entire solar systems when the suns were being devoured!

..Deploying: manly refusal to cry!”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“Huh? I don’t have two first names. Its a *callsign*, duh.

Codenames. Serial numbers. Standard issue badassery!

..Just call me Mike.”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“RDC-OM83-1101, CALLSIGN: Oscar Mike. Reporting for duty.”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“Totally!”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“You remind me of this one weird chick. Black and red hair, short, carries a boomerang. Has a pet space-rock-monster!”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“No idea what you’re talking about-.”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“What?”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“We have some of those too. All through story mode, loot crates EVERYWHERE!”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“I knew a few of those words, but it sounded badass!”

[𝙾𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 @TURB0C0P]

“Cool. Shuffling tentacle-corpse monsters that devour suns!

I’ve killed plenty big ones!”