♚Vera Gitta☆ミ

Live. Laugh. Love

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When everyone else has their hand raised but the teacher still calls on you:

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If I see a mouse put forth this kind of effort, he deserves to live in my house…

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When you look up during your exam and make eye contact with your teacher

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I dont care how I look, I don't care how I act, as long as I can be happy with my life, I enjoy it.

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Staring at my homework like

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Accurate...🙅

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I put the "i" in "single"

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People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.

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When you're about to tweet something but remember that everyone thinks you are sleeping

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saying "I DON'T KNOW" to everything because you're in a bad mood

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I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.

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Me: wakes up
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Me: "5 more minutes." Goes back to sleep.
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Best thing about coming home: