Dexter Morgan

Tonight, Tonight is the night. This twitter a parody of a TV character. All tweets are written by @ShaneDWalters.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

How about a DEXTER movie?

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I never should have thrown out my knife set. #withdrawals

[Shane Walters @ShaneDWalters]

Painting: My Latest Work A DEXTER Inspired Painting http://t.co/G29AkFM9eh

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[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Guess who's back!

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I'm hiding in bright sunlight. Put on some sunglasses only then you will spot me.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Creepin' all over your life. Plotting out the perfect point of attack.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I bought my sister a knife for her birthday. I thought it was a nice gesture,

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Am I still alive?

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Meet Bonnie and Clyde.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Freshly Sharpened Knife (Check)! Needle (Check)! Gloves (Check)! Apron (Check)! It's Showtime!

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I think I forgot my chainsaw.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I know I killed this Sgt. Doakes. I hate when I gotta do things twice over.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Oh you thought Casey Anthony gets to walk around a free woman? No! I haven't found her just yet.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

People in the fetish community know this as knife play.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

There he is get him!

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I'm in rehab, it's a 12 step program. Tripped on the first step, pinned someone down in a chokeslam.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Do you think I can talk Debra into a Bonnie and Clyde situation?

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

Peaking a single eye around the corner just to check things out. Guess what else is just around the corner?

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I really hate when blood splashes into my eyes. I try my best to be professional and avoid these situations.

[Dexter Morgan @TVDexter]

I dont grant wishes but I can give people the power to float on water.