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Your expectations for my X account are too high 🤭

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Well, what a fucking year this week has been 😮‍💨🤦🏻‍♀️😈

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Some of you should be grateful I don't have a dragon.

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Lose your mind. Find your soul.

(Yes, straight from my personal archives. And yes, it works.) 🖤

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I look better in heels than handcuffs. But I’m willing to test that theory. 👠

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MOST
PEOPLE HAVE
"AH HA" MOMENTS.
I HAVE
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, FUCK THIS SHIT" MOMENTS

👉👈

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YOUR BLOODLINE WAITED CENTURIES FOR A MF LIKE YOU TO WAKE UP.

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I don’t need your attitude… I BROUGHT MY OWN 😈

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The doctor is out. Your worst nightmare is in.

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I went for a ride.

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After Tuesday, even the calender goes WTF 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore. If I text you "let's meef for lunvh", that's your puzzle to solve now.

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Stress is caused by giving a fuck 🤫

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I’m not saying I’m unforgettable, but good luck with that 💅

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Rainy season, you know…

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Some warnings are meant to be ignored

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Just me, minding my business… very wet business. 🫧

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I got sent to detention again… apparently “being a distraction” is against school rules. 🎀📚

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IBOOBPROFEN

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Fitting in was never the assignment 😼