Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike

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[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

Mee-hi-hi-hyes, this account’s finally up! Took a while to get the boss’s approval, but times are changing FAST, and showbiz ain’t waiting for NO ONE!!!! ESPECIALLY not for ol’ Mikey!!

REAL TIPS AND REAL QUESTIONS GO HERE. ANYTHING ELSE IS BANNED https://t.co/UY45dMrHsA

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

It’s MOTORMOUTH! MOTORMOUTH!!! Real good thing none of ya are in the screenwriting department, or this studio would have sunk years ago!

Save the MOEs for the studio stooges, ‘kay?! Motormouth’s the fast-talking finesser around here! He claps his trap to make you clap!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

Ya made yesterday or somethin’?? For Darkners, the magic just… fills in the blanks. Zappers, Shadowguys, and even the big guy himself! I take after him, that’s all!!

‘Sides, what’s a MICROPHONE gonna do with a pair of blinkers?! Huh?? A visual component is WAY out of budget!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

@Thotty_kins I’m Tenna’s EVERYTHING! I’m the first and last one he sees each day! I do his maintenance checks, his shock therapy, his bedtime stories, his puppet time! I keep everything running around here, and that INCLUDES him! Especially him! The antenna massages are for functionality!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

“How does Tenna take his coffee”

One cup of French Roast flash-brewed and left in the fridge overnight to chill, half a cup of chocolate milk, six tablespoons of chocolate syrup, eight spoonfuls of sugar (he likes to watch it go in), holiday sprinkles, and whipped cream on top.

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

@Thotty_kins Hey you yappin’ yatzy, I got a NAME!! It’s Motormouth Mike, LIVE and BROADCASTING, and I can work a coffee maker like I work a CRT! Can’t be Tenna’s number one with any old cup of sludge!! Save the SLIME for the SADSACKS!!!

(… You get the feeling that it’s probably the former.)

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

@BSTINTRST BRONZE! BRONZE FOR PARTICIPATION!! It’s MOTORMOUTH MIKE!!! If ya can’t handle the full package, then STAY OUTTA THE SPOTLIGHT!!

…Tongue twisters build character, anyway! Everyone LOVES a suave smooth-talking stage-ready speaker strutting their stuff on set! Just look at me!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

Seems like Tenna’s not coming out today, so it’s up to Motormouth to get things MOVING! No sweat when you’re everyone’s favorite, HAHA! He said it in therapy, so it’s definitely true!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

HEY! HEY!! Can’t any of you READ?! NO CYBERS! If all my sources were a buncha crapware cloud-headed click-for-brains, I’d be better off sticking my head in the snow!!

‘Course, if any of ya DO know that guy, ol’ Mikey’s here to lend an ear! Just so I, aha, know who to avoid. Hah.

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

There’s been rumors that boss takes a shot of grenadine in his cup each morning, but he drinks the stuff straight - guy oughta be grateful those fangs are removable, or that sweet tooth of his would have made them rot right off! Had to wean ‘em off the bottle myself a few times!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

“How does Tenna take his coffee”

One cup of French Roast flash-brewed and left in the fridge overnight to chill, half a cup of chocolate milk, six tablespoons of chocolate syrup, eight spoonfuls of sugar (he likes to watch it go in), holiday sprinkles, and whipped cream on top.

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

UP AND AT ‘EM!!! Boss was too busy holed up in his office again to take his coffee order, so I’m feeling AMPLIFIED!! This Mike is WIRED today, folks, and he is HOT, yessiree! This live broadcast ain’t stopping for ANYONE!! The heart palpitations just give me production value!!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

“I LOVE YOU SMALL MIKE I LOVE YOU Platonic -chroma”

Mii-hyike, all night!! I see why the boss loves an eager audience so much - and here I thought I was the Mike who croons and groans, HAH!! But stick to Motormouth, will ya? I stay COMPACT so I don’t clog up the air waves!!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

“hey Mike you ever thought about forming a workers union?”

Would never do it myself, OBVIOUSLY, but it ain’t like no one’s ever TRIED. The big guy’s not the easiest to negotiate with… on anything. Hah. You betcha Mike’s gotta whole lot of experience with THAT particular trait!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

Another day wrapped on set! Heck, even got to leave early for once - now whaddaya think of THAT, huh?!

I love a QnA as any good microphone should, but if anyone’s got a NEWS headline brewing, go on and serve a strike to MIKE, you like? Don’t take a hike!! I won’t say psych!!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

“you haven’t seen a green pippins around anywhere, have you?”

NOPE!!! And I got eyes and ears and disposable noses around every INCH of this studio, so I’M the guy who NOSE everyone! HAHA!!

… And if there WAS a guy like that, he’s definitely gone now. Don’t waste your energy.

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

“are you single?”

WHOA pal, that’s a bit fast, dontcha think?! Everyone wants to motor their mouth on Motormouth, but he is married to his JOB, and his job ONLY!! And even if he WASN’T, you can count him as being OFF THE MARKET!!!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

“hey mike r u celebrating today”

Celebrating?? HAH!! The only thing I’ve been “celebrating” is that those dice guys in lighting haven’t dropped ANOTHER stage light! Those acrylic brains have got real butterfingers when it comes to everything but their POINTS, let me tell ya!

[Motormouth “Motormouth Mike” Mike @TVTimeNewsRoom]

Another day, another MORNING BROADCAST SLOT here on set! Tip line’s still a little cold but, heh, so’s the studio - especially THIS early! Quit yer slackin’ and get to CLICK CLACKIN’!!!