ThomasVanek69

My son is the second coming of Christ and chel bound. #Stillybyamilly. parody account

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Joey Cullen is the jew of the year…

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@Mrhockey2025 pull up to kk’s tn little girls everywhere(free bag)

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@AlexBump5g @drewshermy They turned the lights off in the locker room and all of a sudden all the sticks got stolen

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Just got back from Cancun was still on vacation from last year and the first thing I see is that a single A team won my section. This calls for a trip to tiffs to crack some children and fight the bartender when I get cut off. Unreal

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@stenehjem88888 @willykortan I hope you get a splinter In between your toes 🖕

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@swisscheesecal1 u got a long walk home to Andover rn. @johaskohn ur a dumbass. @swisscheesecal1 ur a fagot I’m gonna rape your mid ass mom.
See you in Cancun

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@karl_south1 @swisscheesecal1 I’m gonna pump his mom tn. He should have at Andover and not in my basement

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I’m adopting Trey fredenburg.

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@stenehjem88888 U just wait. I’ve got my boys doing rails rn they coming out better than ever

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I’m not even gonna go talk to my team I’m just gonna shoot heroin instead. @swisscheesecal1 wtf r u doing. I told you not to take home the greasy 6 save the Dirtys for Zimmermans old ass

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@Mrhockey2025 @karl_south1 If you get 6 u can have mine to

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I told @swisscheesecal1 to not stay out with those mid ass hookers. Don’t worry we not done yet I’ll give him some nose beers and we will be fine. @stenehjem88888 u suck

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BREAKING NEWS:
Mason Kraft @Mrhockey2025
injured in warmups
Stress fracture on right ankle.

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Just got to the rink from the pre game absolutely annihilated a 12 pack and a tin of wintergreen zyns(32mg btw) scouting the Edina student section I may catch a charge with one of them. They definitely invited to the after party. #iloveminors #ihavemasonwestslawer

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@styleflowtech @swisscheesecal1 Ur old ass can’t hang I’ll jump across the benches and beat you worse than your dad did. #cooldad

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@styleflowtech @swisscheesecal1 I’m going to roofie you, you old fuck

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@stenehjem88888 @willykortan Heard your mom keeps it hairy like the good whore she is. Rumor has it she can fit 12 potatoes is that wide ass pussy before any push back. Fucking slut. #stillybyamilly

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Just got to the pre game in Andover @swisscheesecal1 your moms giving me the fuck me eyes I will only take action if u play like shit #Transfers. Does anyone have an all purpose flour dealer and are willing to share. I’ll give u a turn on my soon to be ex-wife.

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@TrottierPa123 No backup goalies only shitty hookers and dirty needles.

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Well fuck my wife is gonna divorce me because she walked in on me last night with a hooker so I attempted to beat her but I couldn’t because of all the hardcore drugs i was taking #divorce. She said if we win tn I can put it in the poop shooter and will drop the charges