Not having regular access to CLAM-O-NAISE is truly a crime! My egg salad sandwiches have never been the same! Please end this madness and #BringBackCLAMONAISE
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When you're trying to be a better human being... with enhanced willpower, but your producer taunts you with some delicious kryptonite.. aka. A MAC AND CHEESE waffle...that is the definition of Pure Evil! @TVisHard@BuskerFestTO
🚨ATTENTION🚨 After a court-mandated recount following a CP24 Breakfast official judging error, it has been determined that today’s game of Hot Hands was actually...A TIE!!! 😱 THE REMATCH will take place THIS MONDAY at 820am! You DO NOT want to miss this historic matchup! 🙌🔥