TheWayAToryThinks

TWATT shows how Tories, Brexit Party & Libdem, Blairite Labour, Corrupt Neo Liberalists think. It could be thought of as a parody if it wasn't so true to life!

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All Lives Matter*

*Does not include:

All Foreigners
Poor people
Key workers
Ethnic minority people
Single mothers
The oppressed people of rouge states
People with underlying health conditions or with disabilities

And of course all their children once they've left the womb!

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#JohnsonOut79 #BackBoris #ResignJohnson #ResignNow #GeneralElectionNow And do you know what the really funny bit is? We won't even bother paying the fines!

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Good to see France is on course to vote for neoliberalists again instead of in their own interests. The elite's divide and rule propaganda and manipulation machine still in good working order! Saps! Haha! #LePen #Macron

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We must keep British Gas in the private sector! It's important that all profits go solely to profiteers rather back into infrastructure/ lowering prices! Maybe get rid of the 'British' part of the name as it causes confusion; no longer owned by or serves the British people!

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With Covid restrictions ending in the UK. If you cannot afford the cost of the covid tests or to isolate because of the poor 19% SSP. Book a face to face mask less appointment with your Tory MP then check local news to see if they test positive after! Free test! #JohnsonOut29

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We should #BackBorisJohnson. If Her Majesty The Queen dies from covid its not his fault for removing protections to elderly and vulnerable, reducing testing and letting the deadly virus rip through the population! Remember that!

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Her Majesty The Queen has been trending all day! We are living with covid now. If any old, ill or vulnerable are infected, tough! We've given up protecting them now so we can get back to normality for all of us that will never get old, sick or vulnerable!

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#BackBorisJohnson Just think if Corbyn had won, we'd have:

Still had 150000+ surplus to requirement old and sick

Not been able to heist £37 billion+ for our Tory mates

Not been able screw over the OAPs, SMEs whilst allowing privately owned essential utilities to amass profit!

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We must #BackBorisJohnson in his decision to ditch Covid protections/testing & learn to live with the virus. Her Majesty The Queen is old with underlying health conditions, she does not contribute to our workforce or increased growth in shareholder profits! Just how it is now!

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It is important that, even if The Queen dies, we still ditch all the Covid protections and testing and learn to live with a virus that will kill us if we stupidly get old or ill! For we are no use to the workforce by then anyway and we must keep growth & shareholder profits high!

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“We looked after the British people”

At the beginning of the pandemic they were ludicrously predicting 250000 deaths from Covid and although we slightly missed our target expectation of 20000 deaths we, at 2000 deaths per week, are 35 weeks away from any where near that!

#PMQs

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We groomed the general public into hating and belittling a twice winning peace prize winner, lifelong anti-racist, jam making, allotment owner, Jeremy Corbyn; I'm damn sure we can groom them to support a corrupt, lying, negligent manslaughtering, racist narcissist! #suegreyreport

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Can't see anyone from a working class who think, laughably, they are middle class marching or protesting to save the BBC. Perhaps smearing & negatively representing the candidate of 10-13 million voting people who would fight & campaign for justice was, in hindsight, a bad idea!

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1st we came for the socialists, Corbynistas & the injustice protestors & the BBC let us & even joined in with our smears & lies. Then for the programmes that dared to criticise the govt shitshow & now for the rest of the BBC & there was no one (from the) left to stand up for it!

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With the govt on the ropes for sleeze, abusing their position on covid laws last Christmas, promises broken, Boris popularity taking a nose dive, let's take care out there; as this is the time when terrorist attacks often happen, stay alert, stay safe! #CovidPlanB

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Lee Hurst, the kind of comedian the right wing want on mainstream TV after they've ousted all the centrist comedians, on Mash Report, Mock The Week and Have I Got News For You, who helped them get in to power by disenfranchising the allotment-tending anti-racist pacifist Corbyn!

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We need Trident to fire at the lone terrorist attackers in arenas and on London bridges! It ensures we get the terrorist and anyone in a 80 mile radius who helped or supported them!*

*some collateral damage may occur

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Are we going to have a vigil after every time a spy cop rapes or kills a woman without consequence or checks after the Johnson Tory govt and Starmer's Labour (by abstention) voted in the spy cops bill? This will all be legal! #ReclaimTheseStreets

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Glad now that The Mash Report, Mock The Week and Have I Got News For You helped us ridicule and dismiss the socialist Corbyn ideology that we can thank them by starting to cancel these centrist-loving shows. Hopefully replaced with fascist, minorities-hating comedy shows!

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If only the officer had waited until the spy cops bill came in supported by Johnson and, by abstention, Starmer. By then he'd have been able to rape and kill at leisure and without checks! We have all these types of stories to look forward to! #SarahEverard

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'The Crown' have now got their 'who shot JR? ' equivalent storyline. Anonymous over the shoulder silhouette of Harry reacting to mystery Royal's colour of skin question! Who was the mysterious racist? Find out next season. *show mysteriously cancelled* #MeghanandHarryonOprah