Calamity

to all my haters keep sucking

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

and you noticed #loser

[mikayla ✮⋆˙ @jiaraslover]

imagine your gf looks like this and your idea of “fun” si putting pillow under her

[Csdarockstar @csdabratsworld]

Are you stupid?! Like genuinely

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

No it's okay i just didn't think he'd be gay

[physically imposing bald austin butler @meatprison2]

girls im bored lets go get our bras sized correctly

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[x__x @bpdsins]

i’m so perverted thank god i’m a woman

[ً @fangfillet]

Blocking bad teammates on overwatch instead of just avoiding them

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

parmida tried to have a moment & kenzie GAGGED her ass i’m crying bro 😭😭😭

[lia @wxvvzz]

biggest turnoff: nonchalance

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[Calamity @TWCalamity]

good things really do happen when you rid of the one thing that’s poisoning your life 🙂‍↕️

[Calamity @TWCalamity]

-graduated college
-paid off ALL my debt
-got approved 100% va disability
-found my absolute SOULMATE 🥰💖
- i’m living comfortably in the STATE OF NY
- my crohn’s is tamed and i’m healthy for the most part (no more shit bag)
- AND LASTLY IM LIT AF BOIII 🥳🤸‍♀️

[Calamity @TWCalamity]

when they tell you to catch up but you’ve been WAY ahead of them since you left em 🤪

[Calamity @TWCalamity]

it’s giving… lack of hatred, Sasuke 💅🏻 #ProjectGLOW #festivalseason #wookies #ravebaddie #Akatsuki #NARUTO

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump: We are putting tariffs on Canada.

MAGA: YAY!!!!

Canada: Fine, we are putting tariffs on broke ass American red states.

MAGA: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!

[Calamity @TWCalamity]

hope you get shot

[Calamity @TWCalamity]

may u never find happiness

[Calamity @TWCalamity]

just someone who latches on to others and drains the light and energy out of them because u literally have nothing else going for you like a fucking dirty filthy leech fuck you