I'm a good spy..uhhh..I can play guitar? I've been told I give very unsettling hugs which some might enjoy. Um..I've got a weird amount of suspicious connections!
It was a..what's it called, euphemism?
And I moreso meant I'm devoted to you! Speaking we're friends and all, if you need someone tortured would a good friend deny it?
I mean..mafia bosses always have some scary guy who does all the torturing for them. This is the same except no torture!
..well, unless you asked me to. I'm devoted!