Tyler Weilbrenner

I'm okay, Dad

[VICE @VICE]

Pour one out for Flavortown. https://t.co/5neBvaaSZM

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

@ajc_uiuc Thank you!

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

@wombats4sale Elf is the worst Christmas movie #HailSatan

[Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron]

Coup?! I cover wars. Militaries. Actual coups. Where citizens violently rise up and kill each other for power over each other.

This is alarmingly irresponsible language, even for Fox. Inflammatory. Baseless. Dangerous. https://t.co/1tGrKZGfTR

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

But that's the easy way out. Can we elect better officials?

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

I.. Want to move https://t.co/9GhGfB538H

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

"Transgender"
"Fetus"
"Evidence-based"
"Diversity"

These are just a few of the words that have reportedly been banned at the Center for Disease Control https://t.co/nsTVDeWRzL

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

Holy shit I graduate today

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

In my notes:
"Immune system/foreign bodies yada yada yada"

I hate myself

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

Today is my last day of classes as an undergrad. I should be happy but I have two finals a week early and instead am a little salty 🐌

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

@KeganAvery 10/10

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

@KeganAvery I don't see a problem

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

Looks like I also forgot how to spell #Colij

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

@bricemccluskey Lmao I was reading the commencement dress code when I put it all together. I made my tassel with string I bought from Wal-Mart for like $1

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

Forrgot to spend a stupid amount of money on my cords for graduation. Darn

[VICE @VICE]

A simple fact left a spokesman for Roy Moore speechless. https://t.co/mOxYVjdl1j

[VICE @VICE]

After hearing that you could be sworn in on something other than a Christian Bible, he sat dumbfounded, mouth agape, blinking at the camera for roughly seven seconds of airtime. https://t.co/mOxYVjdl1j

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

@wombats4sale So like a week?

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

@wombats4sale I mean he already said he didn't think Moore would win

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

Legs and soccer on the same day? Be ready to not walk the next 😖

[Tyler Weilbrenner @TWeilbrenner]

2 hours of trying to do things on my laptop but still waiting for my computer to function after the @Windows update