Trey Whittenton

Would delete my account, but I have to be here for professional reasons. If I unfollowed you, it's probably nothing personal. Just find me on a better platform.

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@SASsoftware It must have taken a brilliant mind to CRAFT a SINGLE pun like these, let alone three.

[SAS Software @SASsoftware]

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[SAS Software @SASsoftware]

Make plans to attend our biggest event of the year – SAS Innovate! ✨

#SASInnovate early registration is now open 📆 https://t.co/eF8MH6q0MR

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Here's why I do this.

What propels you?

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@janecoaston Really bad luck for this guy that everywhere he goes, the entire audience just has no sense of humor

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@billybinion It can be true that both a) that phrase has become an overused cliche in presidential elections, and b) it was actually true in 2020 and is true again this year.

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@APStylebook As a longtime copy editor, jargon hater and sports fan, I think what you are missing is: Sports "jargon" is different than business jargon.

The latter is mostly just trying to sound smart. The former makes sports more fun. Which is, after all, their whole reason for existing.

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@timecaptales Tough to match Dexter in this category. Final season was so bad, I refuse to acknowledge its existence canonically.

[Shayan Sardarizadeh @Shayan86]

A viral video posted today purports to show a poll worker in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, open and destory mail-in ballots for Trump.

Both the the county's board of eletions and Bucks County GOP say the video is fake, no such poll worker exists, and the ballots aren't authentic.

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@janecoaston He averaged 21/9/5 and shot 54% at age 21 last year for a team that increased its win total by +19

[SAS Software @SASsoftware]

As the leader in data and AI, SAS is looking ahead as AI gets specialized and sustainable. Experts from SAS have 9 predictions for businesses to pay attention to. Value and efficiency are top of mind, but what else? 🔮 https://t.co/hOL61Jgq51 #ArtificialIntelligence #Analytics

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@Canes See Jersey, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@AEW @youngbucks

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@EvanMarkfield Gotta be especially tough when you're not even sure which player to treat

https://t.co/N2UbI7souv

[Nate Marchese @CFFNate]

Georgia Tech defense unsure of who is supposed to fake the injury here to stop UNC momentum

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@GScottShand @janecoaston I actually do think a lot of things were better in the '90s than today, and even I don't think almost any of this was true.

Backlash against '80s conspicuous consumption was one of the defining traits of '90s pop culture. We LOVED scoffing at wealth!

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

Choose your favorite @SASsoftware campus sunset: #saslife

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I can’t shake a memory from UConn-vs. a 16-seed in March. For the last 8-ish minutes, with the arena nearly empty, this drunk guy was SCREAMING at the #16 for not covering 34.5. Curses, insults, slurs. The last moment of their careers, marred by some asshole who probably lost $20

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

@mattyglesias I was also in DC recently. I found it an enjoyable and interesting place to visit. But then I didn't go in trying to investigate my "sense" of whether the Deep State is "in control," I just visited some cool sites, some good restaurants, and went to a couple baseball games.

[Trey Whittenton @TWhittenton]

The @MLB #Postseason is awesome.

The ads on the helmets (and the jerseys for that matter) are awful.

@StraussWorkwear

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

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