Debby Downer

[Enters deeply profound yet hilarious statement about self here.]

[Debby Downer @TWrecksLife]

In a world full of baddies, be a bestie. Like Samwise Gamgee.

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My 21 year old son googled how to address an envelope.

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My son turns 21 tomorrow, so I turn super drunk tonight.

The end.

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@51stSpeakeasy It'd be kinda cool if we could get a Sandstorm or Around the World. 😁

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You know you've reached a certain point in your life when you start following a donut truck on social media. Not sure what that point is just yet but at least there'll be donuts.

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@kendrakay1225 Also, this might have to make a reappearance this Halloween. A perfect work costume.

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@kendrakay1225 I still rock my shirt from time to time. Always good for a laugh from from a stranger at the grocery store.

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@FallonTonight Whenever my teenagers went out I'd tell them, "No drinking, no drugging, no sexing, no thugging." Loudly. And preferably in front of an audience. #MomQuotes

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Just over here wondering when they will enforce a conservatorship on Kanye like they did Britney...

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Hey, thanks to @kendrakay1225 I remembered I have a Twitter account. Well...

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@kendrakay1225 Well hopefully we won't get rained out this time. That was a long day with zero reward lol.

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I just used my app to view my exterior cameras to see if it was raining outside.

I've reached a new plateau of either boujee or lazy. Maybe both. #IJustDidThat

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Things you say in you 30's that have a completely different meaning then when you said it in your 20's. I'll go first:

Damn, I need to trim my bush again.

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Why is roller derby still not in the Olympics? I mean, have you seen some of the stuff they let in?

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@kendrakay1225 Surely someone sent the wrong form? A written VOE is all about length of employment and verification of base, commission, and bonus income. It's literally the same form everywhere I've worked. And a verbal, well, you would be on the phone and still not answering those questions.

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@jimmyfallon Roller Derby: A rolling mosh pit. Okay, I'll stop now. #DescribeASportBadly

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@jimmyfallon Roller Derby: Ultimate Speed Dating...you know, because they go fast and hit on you...no? I'll see myself out. #DescribeASportBadly

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@jimmyfallon Roller Derby: Group therapy on wheels. #DescribeASportBadly

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@kendrakay1225 I'm still trying to figure out why I get random alerts for posts from people I have not followed and have zero interest in.