Captain Chunk

Donkey hunter. Nacho connoisseur. War Pig driver. Pedigreed titled dog owner. FGNLT. LoJ Member.

[SMU Football @SMUFB]

The Florida State Mini-Movie OUT NOW!

🍿Watch Here: https://t.co/aAn5fQLHGu

[chris gotterup @ChrisGotterup]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Playing Country Roads/Elvis/Freebird/Sweet Home Alabama is A+. So much American exceptionalism. Imagine not being us? Would suck!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[Captain Chunk @TXCaptainChunk]

@FreddyLA7 Freddy, you have been my favorite part of the World Cup. What you have experienced is real. Keep on keeping’ on.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Andrés Cantor's call of the Gio Reyna USMNT goal on the Telemundo broadcast. 🇺🇸⚽️🎙️ #WorldCup

[Captain Chunk @TXCaptainChunk]

@KelloggsUS need some Pop Tarts please

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

Team USA has arrived to the World Baseball Classic Final in GAME-USED United States Men's National Hockey Team jerseys.

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

I watched a guy run a sub-six-minute mile pace ... uphill ... on skis

while I ate a Reese's Blizzard from Dairy Queen (with extra Reese's)

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

19-year-old Cooper Flagg's 49 points vs. Charlotte was the most by a teenager in NBA history 🤯

[SMU Basketball @SMUBasketball]

BOOPIE CALLED GAME.

[Captain Chunk @TXCaptainChunk]

@notthefakeSVP Commerce is nowhere near Corpus Christi, but thanks to the laugh!

[Billy Embody @BillyEmbody]

BREAKING: SMU QB Kevin Jennings announces return to the Mustangs in 2026.

Jennings is Top 10 nationally in passing yards and led SMU to the College Football Playoff last year.

https://t.co/5MCrMxukwZ

[Peruna IX @PerunaThePony]

Victory roll!

[Lia Assimakopoulos @Lassimak]

SMU — the team no one would allow in a power conference for 40 years — is now one win away from making the ACC championship game for the second consecutive year in just its second year in the conference. That is an unbelievable feat.

[Coach Scott X. Nady @CoachNady]

I got to SMU 8 years ago. The stadium was almost empty. From day 1 I said we will win a National Championship. Every day since then I’ve led with that goal. Most folks laughed at me. @rhettlashlee NEVER DID. Now the stadium is full & I stand by what I said 8 years ago!

[SMU Football @SMUFB]

Absolute cinema.