Tom Gardner

Born in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Grew up in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Now living in 🇨🇦.

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@PhilMhanley Any plans to be in Toronto? If not , we plan to road trip to Rochester for Nov 14th.

Haven’t had the pleasure of seeing you live yet. But question is, are your shows different enough that we would want tix for both 7p and 9p performances? Love your crowd work!

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@fordnation

Doug, this is scandalous. You should, with some haste, enact “castle doctrine” legislation. We need to protect homeowners in Ontario from invaders.

https://t.co/zTFQaKMs4h

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@Caimh

Was in an awesome book store in Porto today. Saw these and assumed your books must have been translated into Portuguese!

So - who nicked the cover style from the other? 😉

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@TorontoPearson hey Pearson. I’m on to your clever scam.

Went to pick my wife up today. Bang on time. Arrivals drive through was a gong show - so I thought easier to park and go inside.

The scam? Bags took OVER AN HOUR to the carousel. Surprise - Parking Fee $35. Sneaky!

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@welovepulp what time are the band expected on stage tonight in Toronto?

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@ABCFRY what time are you due on stage in Niagara Falls?

Also - any chance of adding Valentines Day to the set list? Banging tune!!

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@GeordieMAG_ Well said. And you could say EXACTLY the same about Sean Longstaff (and it’s even worse as he’s a local lad), and also Jacob Murphy who’s a long time supporter.

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

hey @TMLewin - I’ve got a new issue for you.

Went to wear a shirt that I bought pre-Covid for the first time ever!

Guess what? One of the cufflink holes wasn’t open! Never had that happen before.

Anything you can do to help?

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@elljanderson We all just KNOW that you will be a roaring success at Forest with guaranteed minutes.

Having a tenner on you scoring at SJP on Feb 22.

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

Every football supporter knows what Southgate SHOULD do. But unfortunately we also know what he WILL do.

Which, as usual, is very little.

C’mon Gareth - be BOLD for once!

#BBCFootball #BBCEuros

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

Every football supporter knows what Southgate SHOULD do. But unfortunately we also know what he WILL do.

Which, as usual, is very little.

C’mon Gareth - be BOLD for once!

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

These two playoff first leg games create a good argument for them being a single leg playoff to reach the final.

With the higher team at home of course.

Zzzzz

#BBCFootball

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@ianmiles “We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing” - every Police Department ever!

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Never a penalty. Shocking dive by Havertz.

This is what VAR should overturn.

#BBCFootball

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@Alex_United7 @Sparxs_TV @martynziegler Oh you are delusional. Manchester Utd (to actually distinguish them from all the other Uniteds) no longer drives the lions share.

You may have noticed lots of people watching the other 19 teams.

Delusional.

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

Hey Sam in Belfast

Was Howe tactically naive when beating Sheff Utd 8-0?

Dont talk nonsense.

#BBCFootball

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@ABCFRY trying to get tickets for Niagara Falls

Is there a code for the presale perchance?

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@DeclanUK_ @Delboyx1959 Didn’t realize Real Madrid had transferred to the EPL.

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

Re: Ross @2:34p

I don’t dislike Forest enough to wish Allardyce on them.

ManUtd on the other hand would be ideal for him! 😂

#bbcfootball

[Tom Gardner @TXGardner]

@Joey7Barton It’s a voluntary interview. Tell them to get stuffed. Dont waste your money on a solicitor (unless he’s already on a retainer!).