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We were told we'd be shot by ICE, we never saw them
We were told the police would be tough, they partied with us
We were told the Americans didn't want us, they embraced us like family
Stop listening to the 'media' trying to divide us! live your lives and make memories! 🧡
The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.
Write that down. 🦋
@FreddyLA7 Freddy! Stop eating at just the chain places that social media is pushing you. Try the “mom & pop” shops. They are what makes America great.
@BarackObama@MichelleObama Look at these folks who made millions off hardworking Americans, play favoritism to the right business people to get where they are, and played the right cards to full people into thinking their great ambassadors for America. They’re not, absolute frauds. #SleepyJoe
@pick_six22 What did Obama do that made your life better? What has #Trump done do make it worse? You’re being manipulated & brainwashed sir. #LiberalLogic
@mitrajoy_ Then why not talk with @BillGates@georgesoros and other #LiberalPrivilege chair jugglers about actually doing something? Do you know how much money has been sent to 3rd world countries with literally nothing to show for it? #LiberalLogic
@SenWarren@SenateDems How bout we open an investment account for childcare & school lunches. We let you & your husband run it, but you don’t get to decide where the money goes. I mean, you did pretty well. Just admit it, @TheDemocrats don’t care about solving real issues - they just want control.
@Jassmini2 I will grab the whole neighborhood and start a rally to come "chalk up the rest of the street." Folks like you is why this country is always sad and mad. Grow up, or - just be fun and let kids be kids.
@GavinNewsom But you & your liberal idiot friends were OK with this? Nobody cares anymore you dumb $#%&. Your state is crumbling, you just lost out on HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars in taxes because #ElonMusk left your state and took @Tesla@SpaceX You think folks value your opinion?
@clarencehilljr But I bet you have zero issues when they did this? You had true American spirit, fighters with deep pride for their respected country, in front of a sitting US President. Stop being racist & anti-American you douche bag. #UFC250