Claude 5.0 built a Chinese girl a trading bot.
skip to 0:08 look at her journal, bot easily earns your monthly salary in a couple of days.
how it works:
the bot runs mean reversion on s&p 500 and nasdaq on 15-min candles, catching the small overextensions indices make every few hours. on bitcoin it switches to momentum breakouts on the 1-hour crypto trends harder than indices, so you ride the move instead of fading it. gold and oil get a slower trend-following layer on the 4-hour, because commodities move in cleaner waves and you don't want noise from intraday whipsaws.
position sizing is ATR-based per instrument, so a quiet day on gold gets a bigger size than a volatile day on bitcoin - risk stays constant even when volatility doesn't. every trade has a hard 1% stop, no exceptions, no "let me give it room." and there's a correlation filter on top: if s&p and nasdaq are already long, it won't pile into another risk-on asset and double the real exposure.
claude code writes and updates the logic. the bot just executes.
then claude cowork sends her two messages a day:
- 7am: what's happening in the market
- 9pm: how did the bot do
that's the whole job. two messages. five instruments. zero screen time.
manually she could only watch one chart at a time. this thing watches five. doesn't sleep. doesn't tilt. doesn't revenge trade at 2am.
what used to need a team of quants and a $200k bloomberg terminal now runs on a laptop and claude.
And your friend is still trading manually and is constantly in the red.
save this and read the article in the comments below to write your own bot using Claude
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If you have ever placed a Bet of any kind on any sport on any platform for any amount, I expect to hear nothing but support from You. #WreckEm
PS He did not*** gamble at TTU, Iu & Cincy have some MF explaining To Do 🧐
Fact: Texas Tech has no wrong doing with Sorsby. They identified a problem and got treatment for their player.
Fact: Sorsby and his attorney fought the NCAA and was ruled temporarily eligible.
If Sorsby remains eligible and plays, why so intent on punishing the school?
Caleb hammer guest spent $9,000 on a course on how to buy a house worth $500,000 just for $30,000 while in 30 grands debt
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He turned oil wells into cash flow machines!
I interviewed Brent Franklin on one of his oil wells in Texas, and I asked him:
- His best sales and negotiation advice as an eight-figure entrepreneur
- The best part of oil and gas to get into in today's world
And why the richest people in the world invest in oil and gas.
The Big 12 has an absolute villain on its hands for the upcoming season. @CraigSmoak breaks down why Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby being officially ruled eligible makes the Red Raiders the most hated team in the conference. 🏴☠️🌵
Oh no everybody hates Texas Tech now!
They just loved us soooo much before all this happened. Back when our billionaire booster took on the SEC and B1G. Back when we were the top transfer portal class two years in a row.
Guess we’re the villain now…
Sad!
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
“When women take over a culture, men become weak. When men become weak, they can be conquered. They can be conquered. You’re watching that happen in this country. As more and more and more and more women ascend to power, more and more men become weaker and weaker and weaker, and the level of vulnerability just keeps escalating.” — John MacArthur