Texas Podcast Massacre

TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate, and Lisa bring in a friend to talk horror news and review a movie.

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For Week 4 of #SummerStab the wrestling and 80s horror aficionado @KevZCastle returns! We review #Oregon horror classic #JustBeforeDawn, discuss how Tara Reid is the new George Kennedy, and explain how they DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WARNINGS! https://t.co/IbzTfbNcTk

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Absolutely stunned and heartbroken to hear the news about @KevZCastle. He was such an awesome and generous person, and Nate and I were always so pumped whenever we knew we had an episode lined up with him. Our thoughts go out to him and his family.

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Mitch is back from his Summer Living and travels to review #EvilDeadRise! We debate way better names for this movie and rank where this film sits in the illustrious #EvilDead franchise. #horror https://t.co/r01kh0txfA

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This week we review Tales From the Darkside: The Movie... well we mostly pitch spin off movies. We debate which film segment would make a good spinoff, Mitch debates #EvilDeadRise vs. #BeauIsAfraid, and Nate references #TheGoodSon again. https://t.co/m0vu5OUD6Y

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#MitchMadness concludes with Guyver: Dark Hero, the sequel that only young Mitch wanted! We debate #Ultraman vs. #Guyver, take one of the best actor rabbit holes ever, and we say the word 'Zoanoid' so many times!

#horror #TeamMitch https://t.co/4aBnHDgil9

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This week we're back with another #TeamMitch pick, #ReturnOfTheLivingDead3 from 1993. We debate which 2000s teen tv characters would fit in #horror franchises, talk about how Hereditary 100% ripped off this film, and pitch a Night Of vs. Return Of the https://t.co/iLGmUmxBdV

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This week we make kid #TeamMitch's dreams come true and review #StayTuned from 1992. We debate the best tv spoofs for hell (Kill More Girls and Dead Lasso), run through so many early 90s TV show puns, and Mitch roasts Rotten Tomatoes reviews.

#horror https://t.co/5956JXdPMP

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Happy #StPatricksDay! As per tradition we review #Leprechaun Returns, debate the next horror director that should take on the storied franchise, and Mitch rants about bad #limericks and Nate's movie score.

#8IsGreat https://t.co/7PE47VXQwT

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This week we watched #ListenerRequest The #DeadDontDie from 2019. We debate what we do would do as a zombie, ask whether #SturgillSimpson deserves jail time for writing this song, and apologize to #JoyRide fans.

#horror #Jarmusch #Jaramusch https://t.co/pwBrA8uGZh

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#DollOfFame week 5 is belatedly upon as with #TheBoy from 2016. We give a horror name to Mitch's brand new baby Samara, pitch an #AmericanGirl doll slasher flick, and pitch #Brahms in a band called Doll and Oates.

#horror #DollOutBoy https://t.co/C2HXQjB4Iv

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Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on having kid #3! To commemorate this joyous occasion, here's a re-release of our classic #RosemarysBaby episode!

#OopsWeDidItAgain #TeamLisa #TeamMitch https://t.co/TPgF9fsCdv

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#DollOfFame week 4 is upon us so we review the 4th #ChildsPlay film #BrideOfChucky. We debate the best mid-franchise pivots, Mitch FORGETS TO WATCH THIS MOVIE, and Jennifer Tilly's Tiffany steals the show with the nomination.

#horror #dolls #Chucky https://t.co/8sKop6o1Vi

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The #DollOfFame continues unfortunately with the obligatory #PuppetMaster entry, Puppet Master 4 from 1993. We debate the best actors to do Egyptian demon voiceovers, reject #Decapitron, and discuss the somehow 15 films in this franchise. 

#horror #why https://t.co/xarNV12ap7

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Week 2 of #DollOfFame has us frowning on the English countryside with #Possum from 2018. We debate the things from our childhood that creeped us out, Nate gushes over Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, and we induct Possum in as the creepiest nominee so https://t.co/wtbRHVdz8r

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This week we dine in on new HBO Max entrée The Menu. We debate which food in film we would add to #TheMenu (including #SausageParty), Mitch says 'amuse bouche' way too many times, and there are many food puns to be digested.

#horror #AmuseBouche https://t.co/5Q90zVsxih

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We're back in the year 2023 aka 202-M3gan with 1986 robot #slasher classic #ChoppingMall. We dig into director Jim Wynorski's backlog of punny adult films, discuss why you need tasers AND lasers, and Mitch pines for the days of Spencer's Gifts. https://t.co/IU5ESXgwBy

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We're ending 2022 by ranking our most/least favorite movies of the year, getting excited by 2023 films, and agreeing on another Doll theme month.

#DollOfFame #Goodbye2022 #M3gan https://t.co/OSCFs1UL4m

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Mitch is on the mend this week, so here's a re-release of classic episode 177 for Gremlins 2!

#TeamMitch https://t.co/AdXpSYzhct

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We're back with another round of #HomeAlone with the second film where #KevinMcCallister gets closer and closer to becoming #Jigsaw. We discuss true crime theories, #TeamMitch's multiple undercover mob boss theories, and the still the stone-cold parents in https://t.co/QEEv5ReOIL

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We're back from a Thanksgiving break with #ListenerRequest #Becky from 2020. Did you want to see #KevinJames as a neo-nazi? Well this is your movie! We debate single female name titled film quality, if 'Apex' is the best henchman name, and what #Becky2 https://t.co/UaD76KruE2

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This week we take #ListenerRequest #Joy Ride for a spin we'd like to forget. We debate the worst movies to spawn franchises (wink), discuss the classic TV series #CrankYankers, and rail against poorly written #PaulWalker characters and truck https://t.co/SV639FYIr4