Prison!Dabihawks au where Dabi is a big time criminal in prison, and Hawks is one of the high ranking guards.
Dabi treats every guard like shit besides Hawks. And if another criminal dares lay a hand on Keigo? Dead the next morning. Either by Dabi himself, or a goon.
Howdy, here, have the filth!
This is a couple days old because I thought I would be able to fix it before posting, but given how much i have to study, that prolly won’t happen anytime soon, so I’m just gon offer you this.
Ignore mistakes.
It’s either mess or nothing else 😗✌🏻
the first time touya brings keigo home, shouto stands in front of the two of them for like 5 minutes and stares at keigo, who practically sparkles and glows, before he goes, “i don’t like him”
Had a lot of marriage of convenience #DabiHawks thoughts, but what about divorce of convenience where they've been married a while and it creates a conflict of interest in Dabi's rehabilitation and everyone that still wants to see him behind bars latches on to how Hawks can't
#dabihawks#au
pro hero hawks and pro hero touya were always bickering. over missions, over strategy, over literally anything. until one day during an argument in an empty hallway, touya finally snapped.
“you should just shut the fuck up already.”
#dabihawks#au
when hawks told dabi that he had safely given birth to their egg, dabi laughed so hard he almost fell off the couch.
“that’s a really good joke, birdie,” he said between laughs. “you almost got me.”
hawks just stared at him, unimpressed.
kaminari borrows katsuki’s school pants as a joke, thinking that they would be super low-waisted. only to find out that they are just regular mid-rise pants on him and they just sag on katsuki because of his tiny waist
Shouto: Hey, Natsu. How far away are you from getting married? Because Hitoshi and I were thinking about getting married, so...
Natsu: You do know siblings don’t have to get married in order.
Shouto: [shocked and excited] Hitoshi! We’re doing this!
Fuyumi: Izuku, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?
Izuku: I called Aizawa and Yamada to tell them I was okay.
Natsuo: And what was the first thing Touya did?
Izuku: He ate a banana.
#dkbk izuku is the nicest red flag ever. sometimes he throws a jacket over katsuki’s shoulders when hes wearing a really tight shirt because “what if you get a cold kacchan you should be more careful”.
hawks: thanks for inviting me to your big day hot stuff. im a proud husband. you really girlbossed up there babe
dabi: see? if you listened to your friend jeanist who called me toxic we wouldnt be here rn
hawks: i did it for you
dabi: i could see myself trusting you
hawks: "see?"