The Simpsons

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“There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!” - Bart #thesimpsons #simpsonsquotes #tymattgroening #bartsimpson

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“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.” - Grandpa #thesimpsons #simpsonsquotes #tymattgroening #grandpasimpson

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I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try. - Bart Simpson #thesimpsons #bartsimpson #thesimpsonsquotes #tymattgroening

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#thesimpsons is pulling me back. look for tweets to start back up!

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“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen” - Homer #thesimpsons

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Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered? Homer: Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness. #thesimpsons

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in 8 hours of TV a day. -Homer #thesimpsons

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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. -Bart #thesimpsons

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Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. -Nelson #thesimpsons

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Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time! -Principal Skinner #thesimpsons

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Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"? -Mr. Largo #thesimpsons

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I'm filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar. -Grampa #thesimpsons

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Science. What's science ever done for us? TV off. -Moe #thesimpsons

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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer #thesimpsons

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Ah, alcohol and night-swimming. It's a winning combination. –Lenny #thesimpsons

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Inflammable means flammable? What a country. -Dr. Nick Riviera #thesimpsons

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I don't get mad, I get stabby. -Fat Tony #thesimpsons

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Oh boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk! -Homer #thesimpsons

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Save me, Jebus! -Homer #thesimpsons

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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. -Comic Book Guy #thesimpsons