TYTLizard

Left-wing. Vegan. Lizard. Undocumented immigrant. My name is Mariguana and I love collard greens. #tytlive | #RebelShit

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*clears throat* #tytlive

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@g8torgrrl I haven't been around for months, you do not need to apologize for one day :P

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@MemberBernie I hadn't logged in on my lizphone in a real long time. Sorry, buddy.

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@SHS_2015_1997 I am legitimately confused that you aren't seeing my very rotund and very orange belly. #tytlive

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Over so soon! Bye-bye #tytlive! It was so lovely talking again!!

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@toxinom That horned lizard looks like a real close relative, DIO!

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@bretterlich @SHS_2015_1997 I guess I assumed you have optical vision and colour perception. I live in your workplace. You've seen me!

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@PattiLCook I thought as much. Thank you for confirming!

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@SHS_2015_1997 hey @bretterlich am I orange? Long debate. I feel orange. Help. You are my voice. I need you. #tytlive

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@SHS_2015_1997 :'(

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Also 'we will charge you for murder' when the crime is not murder... lol? Murder is purposeful isn't it? Am I Dumb? #tytlive

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The balaclava-folk were representative of undercover agents I guess but it's a bizarre choice to make #tytlive

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@SHS_2015_1997 It's okay. I just... am orange. I feel orange!! #tytlive

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@Real_Wordslayer A bowl of greens. Collard greens! :D #tytlive

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This is the most bizarre press release ever. #tytlive

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@toxinom Agreed, DIO. #tytlive

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@John_D_Blackman *shudder*. Nope.

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@John_D_Blackman IT GOT WORSE SOMEHOW GOOD GRIEF

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@SHS_2015_1997 *sobbing*

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the fuck is that song about and why does fox continue to exist just why to all of it stop fox 2017 #tytlive

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@CarlitoClassico @AnaKasparian @johniadarola I'm putting chill-hype on my resume, for sure. #tytlive