tyler

probably asleep somewhere 🙂‍↕️

[tyler @TY_idGAFF]

Trisha Payta’s baby killed the wrong person so now it’s just killing everyone until it finds the right one

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chuck Mangione has died at 84, TMZ reports.

[Lumiere ❤️‍🔥 @Lumiere9000]

Protect Cher
Protect Madonna
Protect Celine Dion
Protect Stevie Nicks
Protect Meryl Streep
Protect Shania Twain
Protect Kate Bush
Protect Joni Mitchell

[ijg @ijusgiggled]

#fordolly

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

Proud Hugo Spritz early adopter here. Nice to see the market finally catching up.

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[ilanito 🩵🌺 @koci_supremacy]

When the last step of a recipe is “Enjoy”

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

my other dream job is to be the bloke who sits inside the machine on tipping point and drops the counters in

[willyum @willyumslife]

*mid stroke* did you change something about your pussy?

[miamatic @tranny_laurel]

No one is 100% straight. Except for bisexual women, who are 100% straight.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

john major the conservative party didn’t invent sex in the 1990s it was there a long time before

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Mr Burnham? MR BURNHAM? Will the £2 bus fare cap apply to Bonnie Blue’s Bang Bus Mr Burnham?

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Andy Burham hailed as a genius after installing big red button that doesn’t do anything in new Defence Secretary Wes Streeting’s office.

“That should keep him occupied.”

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

In honor of her appointment as Housing Secretary, here is Angela Rayner's famous "Venom" cocktail recipe:
- 1 litre of Absolut vodka
- 1 bottle of Southern Comfort (a whiskey liqueur)
- 10 bottles of Blue WKD vodka
- 1 litre of pure orange juice

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer went straight to the pub after resigning as Prime Minister earlier

📸 The Sun

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Well that’s one way to start your premiership