JTZ

leftist and New York elitist

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Saying “Netanyahu” like Timmy turners dad says dinkleberg anytime something bad happens to me

[yehu ✡︎ @comicyehu]

CHARLIE COX IN PERSONA 6

[Yakyu Cosmopolitan @yakyucosmo]

Mission Accomplished 👑👑👑

Teruaki Sato is the first Hanshin Tiger to win the Triple Crown since Randy Bass in 1986 🐯

The 27-year-old joins Nobuhiko Matsunaka (2004) and Munetaka Murakami (2022) as the only NPB hitters to claim the Triple Crown this century 🔥

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Imagine how good it would feel to send Liberty Biberty 450 feet deep to dead center in a home run derby

[DJ @TxForever]

God forbid a man has a lil fun

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Josh Hartnett "Who's that?

Dakota Johnson "That's not real

Anne Hathaway "Free associate

Josh "Original Gangster

Anne "OG Anunoby?

Dakota "That was amazing

Anne "So OG Anunoby––

Dakota "That's a real person?

Anne "Yes…Game 4…one of the greatest baskets…it's poetry in motion

Anne "Every year for my birthday I always ask for courtside tickets for Knicks…When I was a kid I was in nosebleeds…One year…Ball coming straight for me…OG came this close…Bucket list moment…"

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

I used to be jealous of Dua Lipa until I learned she had her first hot dog ever last night. Now I know I am richer than her in ways she can’t even imagine.

[jade.2003.1080p.BluRay.x264-JOOBDOOB.mkv @RigbyGender]

IF YOU SEE DA POLICE

PARAMOUNT, A SKYDANCE COMPANY

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.

[The WARmonger @TheWARmonger_]

The anti-analytics crown embracing the Brewers and Rays is one of the funniest things ever...

[Jon Becker @jonbecker_]

I'm always saying the... Brewers and Rays... are less analytical than other teams

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SUSAN COLLINS: I was successful in getting road salt removed from the Canada tariff list

TROY JACKSON: What about everything else? We can't eat road salt

[JTZ @TZR781]

@9320pod I am loving all the punishment wishcasting from “at least four Premier League ballrooms”, they are really getting off on this

[Anthony @Anferrrney]

I’m all for banning sportsbooks and sportsbook advertisements.

I’m flat out fucking sick of it.

I’m sick of hearing about people’s parlays.
I’m sick of the fucking ads.
I’m sick of broadcasts PICKS.
I’m sick of prop bets.

Shits ruining sports.
You can’t NOT see it.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey MAGAs, the offer still stands, if you pay me $2000 now I will give you my $5000 Trump check when it arrives. You can't beat that deal

[Mac “Freak” Willy @BeanM4chine]

YES! LFG DUDE! Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Sydney Sweeney on draftkings commercial [licking lips]: relax… it’s just sports ;)

Father of 4 on vacation in Pigeon Forge: I think I’ll kill my whole family when they get back to the hotel. Yeah that’s what I’ll do.

[Raff @BeersnBlues]

Chelsea guilty of 74 charges fined £10m and a transfer ban. Nobody said their trophies were tainted. Nobody called for relegation or their owners to sell the club. City are seriously loathed by rival fans that much they want City to disappear. Ruined them!
https://t.co/zzKmqBnVgk

[JTZ @TZR781]

@SoxSigns Jordan Humphreys what a pull