Tay Z

✌ Halloween is the best holiday, don’t @ me 👻🦇🕷🕸🎃; has been barrel racer; snap: taylorz_15

[Tay Z @TZ_2122]

Since everyone is selling something these days, here are my prices as of 8-24-19:

$15 for a snap of my double chins
$30 for a video of my double chins while I’m eating chips and queso.

Sounds like a good deal right?

[Tay Z @TZ_2122]

Note to self, wine DOES NOT agree with me

[Tay Z @TZ_2122]

I feel sorry for everyone near the cities that had to witness me throwing up on the side of the interstate. Wasn’t pretty

[Tay Z @TZ_2122]

So someone should just kill me now. Note to self: don’t drink heavily after restarting a med…

[Tay Z @TZ_2122]

Thought I was witnessing a first date in an airport today… so that was interesting… I’m curious if they met in the airport or if they just are diving right in and going somewhere

[Han @HLTibor]

You know when you’re younger and not in a relationship yet and you hope and pray for a good relationship with your boyfriend’s mom? Y’all I made it 🥺💖

[Tay Z @TZ_2122]

Ok people. Please learn how to drive and if you are going to be pulling ANYTHING even a small trailer learn how to properly hook it up 😬

[Tay Z @TZ_2122]

Airports are a wild place. You will have people in the fanciest restaurant looking like they just rolled out of bed, and people in full suits waiting for McDonald’s

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk why there’s such a pervasive belief that you shouldn’t have sex on the first date when every successful couple I know is like “yeah we boned down the first night we met, he slept over and just never left. now we’ve been married for 22 years”

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Star💖| Cosmetic Chemist 👩🏾‍🔬 + Esty bestie @_Starsabreep]

Imagine dating someone for seven years and they just tweet Out of nowhere they’ve never been in love….

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

people are scared to admit that the best body type is like “works out but not quite enough to counteract the drinking”

[jamaalwvetose @jamaalwvetose]

Due to personal reasons, I will be violently successful at everything I do

[tröll grl ⎕ @trollgxrl]

People who are not afflicted by mental illness are so funny. They’re literally just like, “don’t let things get to you” lmao

[Khy Entertainment @KHY_ENT]

Did you sleep well?

Me:

[haleigh ♡ @mamahailz]

Omg look what my daughter's preschool teacher sent home. I'm actually crying.

[Elijanee🦋 @Elijaneeslay]

I want it all .. The career. The love. The life.

[Zach Hooker @zachqhooker]

This is beautiful. Parents are the best, man. They truly care about every aspect of our lives in a way that no one else does.

Call your parents and tell them you love them.

[Spanny 'Godzilla' Tampson @SpannyTampson]

And while the vaults and skills and medals are cool, I think the most valuable thing that @Simone_Biles has given us is the reminder that the well-being of the athlete comes first. Full stop.

[Fete MonSTAR💫💃🏾 @callmecim]

In the gymnastics community THIS is @Simone_Biles legacy. She changed the entire culture! She started the showing off going on vacay, eating unhealthy foods on occasions and being friends with “rivals”.

She’s a person before she’s an athlete and THATS why she’s the G.O.A.T

[Lexi ⭐️✨🤍 @EyeAmLexi]

I am so glad that Simone felt comfortable enough on the world's biggest stage to say "I'm mentally not okay today and don't wanna hurt myself"

That is... it's honestly so endearing and relatable. Our biggest challenges may not be the Olympics but we can say "I'm not okay today"