The Academic Muslim

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[Jason @1992sFinest]

Jacintasexuals who didn’t know I was being sarcastic when I posted this are now following me guys this is a MESS 😂😭

[تشريقة بنت طاهر @Tash_reeqa]

So opening twitter today was a mistake wow 😅 the internet truly is a service to Shaytān it advances his mission so extremely every day

[Osmosisonmeth🇿🇦 @mintimperialz]

If I eat them will I become Jewish or Muslim?

[Wednesday @Win_about_2_sin]

I will NEVER talk kuk about Muslims or their faith. I respect their faith❤️
It was our Muslim neighbours who suggested to my parents to get me a cat at age 3y/o and I've never been without a cat since then.

Also, 15th pwasa exists so I'm not gona be dom☺️

[uMgijimisi WeMali 🦍💸 @chaasedaamani]

guys halal meat is the greatest meat you'll ever eat and I'm so serious, please leave the Muslims alone fr I'm not playing 😭😭😭😭😭

[Abdul Azeez 🔻 @NoExpectation94]

A South African muslim who is apologetic/wants to fit in, ignorant and liberal is a disaster to Islam.

They explain Islam in a fashion that likens us to jews and their subversive tactics.

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@tshidi_moleko @ObsChair Go wash yours with water ☺️
I'll even get you a jug to use to wash 🤗

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@tshidi_moleko @ObsChair Again confusing spice for a religion 🤡

[Osmosisonmeth🇿🇦 @mintimperialz]

Salaam, just ate toast from Blue Ribbon WHICH IS HALAAL with Rama WHICH IS ALSO HALAAL. Wallahi I'm going to wash it down with my HALAAL Oros and eat my HALAAL chocolate

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@Amahashi_ to the Pick n pay that's downstairs or the Woolies on the same floor.

The other Checkers on Cowey park has actually caused traffic issues because it's that busy and serves people from all walks of life and they have excellent service compared to the Overport city branch.

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@Amahashi_ My family have produced their own brand in PMB for over 2 generations.

We have our local supermarkets, Save, Target, Check star, etc, including 2 Halaal Checkers in Durban and you know what I see, non-muslims buying your regular toilet rolls from Checkers where they could go

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@tshidi_moleko @ObsChair Did you confuse a spice for an entire religion 😂

Dam you really didn't pay attention in school.

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@almightyrori @ThuliMohoto @Fulunem @Vhoyde Sounds like a you problem when signage is up in the store.

Anyways alhamdulillah, 2-3 years Dagestan and you'll be fine.

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@SbuMohale @MalonelyPost @BandileMbhele4 Dear me.

Please go reread the constitution to find this statement.

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

Oh dear. Going to go out for Halloween dressed as a Halaal logo but handing out bidets to people.

You know so they can be Halaal pro max

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@ObsChair @tshidi_moleko She's welcome for samoosas at my house. My mother will cook some lekker Biryani and she'll forget that it's Halaal by the time she's done.
She'll be so Halaal that she'll end up using a bidet

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@EugeneScha80381 @Anarchist28 @Joeypits @Nestle That's not how Halaal works.

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@MarcusGenni @Joeypits @Nestle Oh dear. Next thing you know it, you're washing your bum with a bidet

[The Academic Muslim @T_A_Muslim]

@Joeypits @selaelommethi @Nestle Yes, you are welcomed to my house for Eid because you ate Halaal and now you're Muslim.