urmowgrl

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[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

One of the most attractive things someone can tell me about themselves is “I see a therapist regularly”.

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

@Tashster BUT IS HE PUPPY!? 🐶🥺🍫

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor”

— Tupac Shakur

[°.:♡🍬🧚🏼‍♀️Plushy🧚🏼‍♀️🍬♡:.° @UnicornPlushy]

People are suspecting that they're selling people in these large boxes/storage cabinets on Wayfair. They all are the same product but have different names, all female names. And they are all priced $10-15k more than the cabinet sold elsewhere. #ChildTrafficking

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

@UnicornPlushy And this…

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

@UnicornPlushy I was trying to find my screenshots of that. The other weirdness I saved from this were these. #wayfair

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@PicturesFoIder Frameless exhibition London

‘The storm on the Sea of Galilee’

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

@dominalynnette Queen!

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

One of the greatest sculptors of all time was born 426 years ago today on December 7, 1598.

A thread on the legendary Gian Lorenzo Bernini

1. The Abduction of Proserpina

[Kaitlyn Adams @Kait2lyn]

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Heterosexuals for the whole of June

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

If I ever have to start dating again I am only posting unflattering photos of myself.

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

Cry about your dead parents now or cry during a musical later.

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

Loud sneezes

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

Weird things that make me sad after losing my dad.

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

Bathroom readers.

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

@janemarielynch Ah yes, hemorrhoids.

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

@mattlindner Just looking for an excuse to say she’s “from Chicago”. Nah honeycomb, you from PEORIA Illinois.

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

Kohl’s at night

[urmowgrl @T_Bex7]

To my surprise the fan in this bathroom was not a fan but a heater. Nothing but hot farts in here.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Hey, Hey, My, My, Spotify picked the wrong guy.