TB

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

we’re either gonna win 2-3 nattys or everyone’s going to jail. hell, maybe both.

[Allyson @ABQBearsGrl89]

Has anyone suggested to Congress to just get a second job or eat chicken, one piece of broccoli, a tortilla and one other thing? Maybe only buy their daughters ONE barbie?! Or does that only apply to us peasants?

[Jenn D⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @JennDinKC]

While working about 145 days a year

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Put down the ex

[Jacob Morley @JacobMorley]

Diego Pavia

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

time flies. feels like just yesterday he was getting whooped with a tree branch

[Lisa @lisavsworld]

Kylo Ren was an excellent character and he was well acted and perfectly cast. He had so much potential that was wasted by poor writing and Kathleen Kennedy's obsession with girlbossery.

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Yep

As of today, the federal minimum wage would need to b

$210 per hour

to equal the same spending power $1.60 per hour had in July of 1971 on a 40 hour week

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

I don’t know, I think it would be a pretty viral story if Adam Schefter was having an affair with Andy Reid.

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

Typical Gen Z Bank Statement:

$2,500 rent
$12 lunch
$450 student loan payment
$26 Uber
$1,500 medical bill
$8 coffee
$600 car payment

The issue is obvious. Had they made their coffee at home, they could have saved $7.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>leftists flee their bad decisions
>still vote for bad decisions

Locusts.

[k @alfkkifine]

The internet constantly tells women that men are terrible listeners because the second a woman starts venting about her day, the man immediately interrupts to offer a logical solution. We are taught to view this as him being dismissive, emotionally unintelligent, or invalidating our feelings.

​The strict, unpopular truth is that to a man, fixing the problem is his absolute highest, most desperate form of empathy.
​Women vent to connect; we want our partner to just sit in the dark with us and validate the emotion. But men are hardwired to view the woman they love being in distress as an active threat. When he immediately offers a spreadsheet, a strategy, or a solution to your problem, he isn't trying to silence you. His brain has recognized that something in the world is hurting his partner, and his immediate, visceral instinct is to assassinate the thing causing you pain.

We constantly shame men for "not just listening," completely ignoring the fact that his attempt to fix your life is his most profound declaration of love.

[Savvy ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) @MadamSavvy]

ICE is more diverse than every single anti ice harassment group and i think that is peak irony.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This needs to change

[TextlessPoster @TextlessPoster]

The craziest part of this story is that if he didn't have a bodycam recording the whole thing, Hollywood would have tried to cancel him and recast Reacher by tomorrow morning.

[voló . ݁🌺 @lowcortisol]

Donating to a multi-millionaire might be one of the lowest IQ things you could possibly do

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The mask change was perfect 😂😂