Slurp City

Proud Fit Supremacist - Jin & Iron Fist Propagandist

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@artio_Mcdougal @snacks_fruity2 Drive rush > back wards tp > demon flip

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@strifefalgar IDC, I WANT HIM AND ALL THE DUMB NIGGAS FROM ADVENT CHILDREN IN THE GAME

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@WhiplashBeyonce @jonavanbailey1 Your entire first post is an extreme position

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@Freyy_is There won't be anyone to advocate in support of if they're all snuffed out via abortion, hence why people are more passionate about it.

It's like saying, why are people so passionate about ending human trafficking when there aren't enough support systems in place?

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

Now I'm convinced this whole debacle is an elaborate shitpost

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

10 Years ago today, I shot my Father & fled to Switzerland with what I thought was $30k in cash.

It wasn’t. The money was spent. I was spent. And I was on the run now.

When I finally tasted freedom, I was faced with an immeasurable guilt for an unforgivable act…I killed the man who wanted me to be better, albeit in his own sick way.

“Don’t ever do what I did! Because I have to live with that now. And I don’t know if I can handle that…” I said, pleading to my Youtube audience.

The Internet exploded as thousands of cop calls flooded in. The world watched in horror as the Psycho Kid confessed that he was leaving Youtube forever…

We can all remember where we were and what we were doing the day that the Psycho Series ended, the day that we all learned it was a scripted show.

The camera fell, I hugged my family, thanking them for enduring hell with me…and then I dropped to the floor and wept. I felt immense relief that I could finally rid myself of this burdensome character, but I also was hit with tremendous sadness and grief that it was all over. This was my crowning achievement, an homage to my childhood. I said goodbye to the kid in me…

An odd poetry exists as my world has erupted again for a REAL tragedy…10 years apart to the day, fictionally killing my Dad vs a Dad faced with “killing his son”. The art will often MIRROR our real life in disturbing ways, that’s a true expression of the soul. It’s exactly why you found me.

It has officially been a DECADE since the Psycho Series ended, the longest-running and most popular pseudo-reality web series on Youtube with over A BILLION VIEWS and 685 episodes. (arguably way more if you count the 10 other channels running simultaneously in-universe, love me some chillin & grillin).

There’s not a day that goes by where I don’t reminisce about the Psycho Series. What I would do to go back to being 21, living at my parent’s house and filming silly Youtube videos with Corn. Becoming a big Youtuber felt like such a pipe-dream, an impossible goal to chase forever…to what lengths would I go? What story would I tell…?

I know. A coming-of-age story…MY coming-of-age story. My “real life”. An exaggerated version of my old school Father with anger issues, a brother whose sole purpose is to torment me, a Mom who believes in me but lost her say and an Uncle who is my greatest friend and support system - the Dad that I never had.

And then we’ll just break a bunch of shit. Video games, consoles, Thanksgiving Dinner, cars, rooms, pools, trailers…Literally anything we can get our hands on to hook people in. The Dad is a destructive machine and it’s making the kid CRAZY. All while he’s filming it for views and trying to show the world and his Pops it IS a career. Money rolls in, fans/haters become a part of the narrative and suddenly every single one of my friends and extended family members are in on it!

Whether we’re shoveling pig shit with Uncle Chris at McCann’s Farm, playing Skyrim in a tent in the woods (Eagle’s Landing), getting spooky at Aunt Jackie’s house with two monkeys effing a football, my parents divorcing and my mom becoming an alcoholic with Mrs. Stahlberger or hunting for jobs and suckling ice cream from a spout at Toni’s Treats…it was always an adventure!

I can’t thank all of you enough for what has been the greatest honor of my life, you have trusted me for over a decade now with telling stories and being a part of my family. You have truly made my dreams come true, that’s why I’ve always worked so damn hard to give it back to you. “McJuggerNuggets was always so fake” some would say, his series aren’t real…but the irony is that the ones who were there on the journey, you KNOW it was real. It was real to me. You can FEEL it in the subtext.

(CONTINUED)

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

This is, quite possibly, the dumbest abortion argument I've ever heard. Millions of people around the world don't have birth certificates. In the USA alone it's nearly 4 million people. By this logic, it should be legal to kill them with impunity

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

this is one of the best arguments I've heard on this so far tbh

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

With one of these

[:( @R3ADYFORWARR]

how did this nigga get both of his studs back

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

Keep up the good work

[Jez @JezCorden]

Lolol the comments are epic.

But YE, I lost 60 lbs so far this year (+1 month), still got work to do obviously. 💪 I'll get there and post the progress.

If I make it ofc.

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@MoxieBoosted Real truth is that it's a venn diagram

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@PhiDXGames @TheRomanjelly I gave up on Tifa when S2 dropped

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@MagiTacti Tifa cope is dead

Time for the new agenda

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@JongBong4 Also, T8 dropped only a month before FF7 rebirth so it would've been perfect cross promotion over Ff16 that came out 6 months prior. SE pushed for clive specifically because he had weaker recognition and wanted to boost his image. It was never about what's best for Tekken.

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@JongBong4 I've been playing ff games since I was 5 and I didn't want clive over Tifa because Tifa has been requested before clive even existed. Not to mention, his ass should've been in soul calibur, along with noctis. The only ff characters I ever wanted in Tekken were Zell and Tifa

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

They also said Eve's body was unrealistic like asian women can't be ever slim thick. We wouldn't be hearing none of that shit if she were black or latina.

[🎮𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙮𝙖🎮 @KaiKai2492]

Honestly the constant discrimination against women who look younger/shorter, flatter or petite is gross and ironically mostly come from the people who tried to claim they were an ally fighting for female MC's in video games with GOW.

I've seen this happen for years with women of all races, but Asian women get it the worst and at this point it's starting to come off as just sugarcoated racism. If you see an adult Asian woman and think of children, YOU are the creep.

It was never about "fighting for female characters against the incels" it was about shaming people for not being interested in a game they are, they're more than happy to demean and call other women pedobait as long as it's an Asian woman or for a game they aren't interested in, and saying women who look like that attract pedophiles or lean into some creepy fetish is beyond insulting.

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

"what about heat burst, it's only a few seconds?" People don't like heat burst because it slows down the pace of gameplay every single round, at the press of a button, and without any situational requirements. HB could be made way more tolerable with some nerfs

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

Are you being obtuse on purpose? People complain about cinematics in Tekken because we have particles all over the place, 10 second rage arts and 10+ second combos. Everyone likes the round end slow-mo because it's not intrusive (outside of the occasion glitches).

[marles @JongBong4]

Ppl hate tekken went the cinematic route , then praise ts for being cinematic 😭😭😭

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

Have we completely lost the concept of REAL PEOPLE with BABYFACES just so we can restart another bullshit stellar blade discourse? I'm pushing 30 and still get asked if I'm in school just based on looks.

[honeebell @honeebell]

He's right. My first thought when we saw her face that she was 8. This is so sus

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

It's time to hang up the Tifa cope and kick the Kazuma Kiryu cope intro overdrive

[𓄿 Anjiello ⸆⸉ 𐚁₊⊹ @TRJ_StingRay]

These group of edgy fucking larpers think that some baki character they barely know about outside of memes is better than Tifa. I honestly need Tekken 8 to crash and burn when Bob arrives….

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

Nigga like me enjoys FF and KH so I always eat

[Sora @KingdomHeartGuy]

Ive been getting cucked by final fantasy 7 at every event

[Slurp City @T_Boneless]

@VeltisLeEvil She won me over with the hands. No complaints here