Tessavocado

(She/Her) I honestly treat this place like I have zero followers so if u follow sry but also yw

[Tessavocado @T_Lamaa]

procrastipouting -

1. when a sad girl ignores all of her responsibilities & instead treads in a pool of despair

2. spending time in a mind set of self pity instead of being productive

[Tessavocado @T_Lamaa]

🧪 @DrinkBODYARMOR I scanned one of your products on @YukaUS and it contains an additive assessed as high-risk: Dipotassium phosphate. I ask you to remove it in order to protect consumer health. #NotInMyProduct https://t.co/RQWdB0dzDk

[T @tylerthecreator]

i would love if albums released tuesday mornings again

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

illest of the ill they’re about to start calling me ill-ivia

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

that video of the FBI agent doing a backflip in a crowded bar and then having his gun go off is the funniest thing that’s ever been captured on camera and I don’t know why it isn’t more popular

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Cool Jimmy Buffet story- one time he was flying his own plane to Jamaica with Bono (as one does) and the Jamaican authorities misidentified his plane as being a weed smugglers plane and they opened fire on it with automatic weapons as he was trying to land it in the bay. He landed and they boarded his plane and realized it was Jimmy buffet and bono. Instead of complaining, Jimmy was like “nbd I’ve probably gotten away with a lot of stuff I should have been caught for”. And instead of suing them he just wrote a song called “Jamaica mistakea” about it and vibed. Absolute legend

[I did a thing @ididathing1]

I cannot believe I dethroned @MarkRober!!!!! Thanks @streamys

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

a ukelele? at a time like this?

[Ethan Klein, host of the H3 Podcast (parody) @h3h3producitons]

My man said 🤨

[ian @908ian]

And don’t forget I got ur whole house house on my wrist

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

that man wouldn’t have taken my parking spot if he knew i was the birthday girl

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

being governed by an oligarchy of hospice patients rules

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes during press conference, is quickly escorted away

[Acyn @Acyn]

Here is footage of when McConnell seemed to just stop mid-sentence

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

Vaccine?

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

We truly need to educate on what C-PTSD actually is. Complex trauma creates physiological stress responses. All of these symptoms are present.

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

i need to eat this stuff so bad

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Take him to the mojo dojo casa house