T-Lance

✝️🏴Christian Anarchist. I hope the government collapses. Live Free or Die. Visit TheGatalog. The T is for Tennessee, not Terminal.

[T-Lance @T_Lanc3]

@PurgedMaoist Noah, why do you keep going on with this, really? Hasn’t this gotten tiring? Tommy is gonna do what he’s gonna do, so just nut up and move on, man.

This has blown up way more than it needed to. He gave you plenty of goodwill to stop, and yet you keep going even now. For what?

[T-Lance @T_Lanc3]

@fleshsimulator I got right to the end when this happened. Knowing how you are, I suspect that you have a plan, but keep up the good fight. Let every single one of these bastards burn.

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@fleshsimulator Reminds me of when my elbow got bit by a brown recluse

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@Tacokeeesses @Emmmavic His uniform is all fucked up from the position of the medals and the unclasped collar, but no. The NCO’s do not get Mamelukes. The Commissioned Officers do, and the NCO’s get a saber.

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

I got into guns for real around the time I first started receiving Actual Death Threats, in december of 2024. Since then I've become licensed to carry a concealed firearm in 46 states and I practice the Federal Air Marshal qualifier twice a week. I have literally run from someone who pulled a gun on me because, guess what, DC laws required it.

Meanwhile, I have a chorus of prohibited people talking about how I need my guns taken away and snitch tagging my local sheriff and the FBI.

You guys really want me disarmed, huh? Why is that?

[T-Lance @T_Lanc3]

@JB9677126146358 @WarFlash_2630 Not at all. Volunteering for another nation’s foreign legion is a choice. They weren’t drafted or anything. If they want to risk life and limb for whatever reason, they should be allowed to.

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@VrillBinLaden @fleshsimulator 37mm aren’t DD’s, hence the appeal

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@soggydoggay @Civ_Tac In the marines we did a full breakdown of the rifles we had and cleaned them in trash and full of warm water and dawn. After that we would lube up all the internals and reassemble.

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I’ve officially been married a whole year now. Best decision I’ve ever made in my whole life. And without hesitation either.

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@UnsubscribeCast @thelorelodge

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@imeowdaily @kaimicahmills Literally yes

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@gambargin I would recommend getting your hands on the mercenary box set next. It has a lot of variety and the most bang for your buck!

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@DisrespectedThe I leaned against one of these with insulated boots on. Had no idea it was electric until my buddy touched it and flopped onto the ground.

[Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy]

Jedi can use the force to induce testicular torsion, but choose not to. #ShowerThoughts

[T-Lance @T_Lanc3]

This week on AToW:

The German runs an Uber to the Spaceport
The Riot Cops can’t hit a hover bike with automatic fire
The Taurian uses shotguns on the cops, alongside the Drac
The Party is reunited and the unwitting getaway pilot is introduced

[T-Lance @T_Lanc3]

This Week on AToW:

The Party beats up blue collar workers, one gets throat slit.
The Party blows up a stadium, starts riot.
The get-away jeep crashes and the Party continues on foot.
A rioter throws a rock at a cop, hits head, kills instantly.
Shotguns are… effective.

[T-Lance @T_Lanc3]

Last Sunday, on AToW:

The Party goes to a strip club
The Party obtains keycards for their mission
The German threatens the Maskirovka
The Swede meets with an old friend
The Swede secures passage off-world
The Drac hacks some cameras
The German starts a fight because he's racist

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@fleshsimulator And now I’ve made my contributions

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@fleshsimulator @grok turn this into black and white, maximum contrast clipart

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