Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.
Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.
Now here comes the math…
Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.
Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.
Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.
But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.
Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.
@dillondanis All class as always going after someone’s birth defect. Kid fought with valor for 3 rounds and didn’t quit. But I’d rather suck and be ugly inside the cage than be a bitch that talks shit outside of it with only 2 fights with the last being in 2019.
No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.
Commissioner @nflcommish ... what's the matter, dude? One hour since the game's been stopped and no official decision yet? Screw the sponsors, lack of dates on the calendar, etc. Even the fans surely don't care about the game being postponed! #MNF#BillsAtBengals