Theia Wheeless

formerly twheels on here

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@heavensbvnny It’s…fine? I’ve never had a habit of wearing makeup but I’m sure it saves me a lot of time every day

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@Willowisfree @xevekiah I don’t ever vomit from pain but when I was in school I’d be stuck in the nurse’s office because of the pain on the worst day. When I got on hormonal birth control pills they helped a lot. Even after I discontinued them after being on them for years, my period hasn’t been as bad

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@CLabeach1991 @Aobius @hell_line0 Turning 40 this year, and some mornings I feel geriatric. I need to get better about sleeping in a reasonable position, so I don’t wake up as contorted as the cat

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@Aobius @hell_line0 17 y/o children are still pediatric patients. Pediatricians keep seeing patients until they’re 19 in a lot of cases, unless they want a family medicine PCP before that. In certain cases with developmental disabilities they can stay pediatric patients for even longer.

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@sheenantfan @nautheduke Meanwhile she’s out here smug about how much everyone else loves her son, “yes you all had better appreciate the amazing man I raised”

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@kaylajohnsonatl @gcarlatthevista @TheEcho13 Hmm, is this another avenue for #womeninmalefields ?

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@XaviDml @crankybabygorl What you often see is that we only eat half of the food so we can get a second portion later, and what you don’t see is how much of what a lady would be able to eat of the second half if she wasn’t saving it. We pay the same amount of money, so we should get the same of food

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@LordOfBalance @prinkasusa Funny enough, when you actually talk to women about what they’re looking for in a relationship, it’s not actually that high of a bar.

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@ZackBayles58313 @prinkasusa This post could have been prevented with a condom

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@simon26437564 @nocontextmemes Chefs get paid, and the great chefs get paid really well. Women treat it as unpaid labor because we don’t usually get any sort of compensation for our time and effort and the people we’re cooking for often just have the set expectation that they deserve our labor

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@NathanFillion I thought you said that if someone was just too pretty, God wouldn’t let them die? 😭

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I’m going to need it. Two hours ago my cat who I loved like my child drew his last breath

[Aziraphale Fell @FellandCoBooks]

Humans have an extraordinary ability to persevere. It never ceases to move me.

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@S3rp3ntOfEd3n She looks beautiful and so does the shop. And given whose birthday it is (from what I understand you met him?) some festivity seems appropriate. His supposed followers can be horrible but from what I’ve read he was a very nice man himself

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@EdMac84 @BarackObama @MichelleObama He can’t. He’s been president for two terms. The position of VP carries the responsibility of stepping in as president if the current president dies.

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@Jenny_1884 @BarackObama @MichelleObama Well, by now I think they’re grown, maybe they’ve got significant others and are spending Christmas there? Or maybe these two just wanted a couple shot instead of a family photo

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@JordanBKelly @yooruichiii So anyone who’s broken the speed limit or not fully stopped at a stop sign could count as a criminal. That’s a bit vague. And I don’t want too many adults to get vanished unless it’s the entire population because then there’s a lot of kids left abandoned and they deserve better

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@yooruichiii Would do a good chunk of depopulation, give a lot of people some closure. Unless it got twisted so people thought that that was the rapture happening…

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@DerpSwan It’s not his best look but he’s nice and funny and looks a lot better when he’s himself and not a character

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@bonbonsai_ @Mr_AZ_Fell Beautiful!

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@thecindynoir What else could they possibly be?