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[travis @T_Mottershead]

The dominos online ordering experience is so bad it's a crime.

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Micro breweries going under and being replaced by climbing gyms is the sign of cultural evolution

[travis @T_Mottershead]

You know, I don't think the oils are actually "essential"

[travis @T_Mottershead]

I bet the first guy to volunteer for the hunger games thought it was a food eating competition. BIG MISTAKE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hear, hear!!

[travis @T_Mottershead]

If you don't talk about your problems, you don't have any problems

[travis @T_Mottershead]

When I'm president I'll make sure everyone has enough to eat by giving everyone $30 a day to eat as much they want at an all you can eat sushi buffet.

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Take me back to even my biggest problem was trying to figure out how to make my mouse cursor look like a little dinosaur. #windowsxp

[travis @T_Mottershead]

This is my 1am Dr Phil focus time.

[travis @T_Mottershead]

The 2024 presidential elections will be moderated by the one and only:

Dr Phil

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Johnny Depp should have called Dr Phil to the stand. What a wasted opportunity.

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Dr Phil up my soul

[travis @T_Mottershead]

When I grow up I wanna be doctor Phil

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Do you think ppl on doctor Phil feel better when it's over?

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Imagine signing up for better help but it's a live video call on the doctor Phil show

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Wolverine but the knives come out of his toes.

[travis @T_Mottershead]

French fries are a fungible resource.

#nft #crypto #showerthoughts

[travis @T_Mottershead]

I'm an authentic person. And by that I mean I'm bad at planning.

[travis @T_Mottershead]

I started reading about the effects of ADHD today but then i

[travis @T_Mottershead]

Don't tell me you're a good person if you haven't donated to Wikipedia