Tay

bringin the sunshine🦄
Love and above✌💓

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

i have this problem where i shove too much food in my mouth but realize too late to turn back so i’ll chew, swallow some of the food then instantly put another bite in so it’s just a never ending process of way too much food in my mouth until i’m done, which is never.

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

Why don’t casinos have strip clubs.. asking for my damn self.

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

you can be the most beautiful, physically flawless person on planet earth and it means absolutely nothing if you’re a shit human being otherwise.

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

you’re crazy to everyone who can’t manipulate you. #rememberthat

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

adulting is having your day made because your work ordered you a new office chair😂🙏🏼 #LETSFUCKINGGO

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

mangos are the most serious fruit ever to be grown. thank you God.

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

you ever read someone’s tweet and just have to stop and be like “wow, how’d you get so cool😂” because same

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

synopsis of my life since xbox game pass:
him: “babe, come downstairs and watch me play warzone”
me: 🙄 *goes downstairs*
him: *plays on phone for an hour*
me: “i’m going upstairs”
him: *crushed* no baby!! i’m about to play warzone and you need to watch!

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

I JUST WANT TO GO TO A BASEBALL GAME😭😭😭

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

@IndirectTweeets on your bday too, cold world.

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

and if you say you’ll call me back, i’m usually hoping that you plz don’t.

[Pretty💅🏽& PAID💸 @_Deashay]

Couples that Live together don’t apologize...someone just start talking like...”Aye, 🧐🤔 was the stove still in the kitchen when you went & got some juice ?😑😩😒😡🙄

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

😂

[Orlando Brown Jr. @ZEUS__57]

So I guess the other Orlando Brown said some crazy stuff again 😂😂😂idk how many times I gotta say it...YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE!! I play for the Ravens, I was not on That’s So Raven.

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

i’m gunna break the xbox by the end of quarantine. or cancel this xbox game pass. i’ve never seen a man turn into a lazy teenager so quickly. #overit

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

and then he makes me food. alls well that ends well. #happytay

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

one thing that pisses me off like nothing else in the entire WORLD is fucking stupid ass video games. fuck those things, for real!

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

instead i just turn over and act like i’m going to bed when really i’m just insanely fucking perturbed while ryan takes back the controller and plays like the champion he is, unbothered.

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

yo billie eilish seems like such a dope ass human being. i hope shes able to stay like that and not be dragged down by the shitstorm that is fame....

[Tay @T_Murdaa]

this is my favorite video of all time and i’ll never not share it

[Hannah Hughes @hn_hughes]

Otto may be blind, but he still loves to watch the sunset 😌