Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼

The nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet.

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

Nothing screams Welcome to the UP quite like a sign outside a car dealership that reads "Free bag of deer corn with every test drive"

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@yoopgirl13 ❤️❤️❤️

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@yoopgirl13

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

Special appearance tonight by @laineywilson for kids trick or treating. With her security and stylist in tow, the people were practically throwing the candy at her ���

Happy Halloween 🧡

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@heatherreattoir Thanks!! Love you too❤️

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

Tonight I danced in the kitchen to Chris Stapleton on a record player with my best friend and for the first time in my life I feel like I finally found “the one”. And let me tell you boys and girls, it’s worth the wait❤️

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@MieshaTate!! Fuck yeah, welcome back. 👏🏼👏🏼

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

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[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

#ThugRose🌹

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@heatherreattoir 😂😂😂😂 that’s crazy

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@ellenrouthier The Murder of Laci Peterson on Hulu is a good watch too if you’re into TrueCrime like I am 👌🏼

[Ellie Bell @ellie_bell05]

At the rate life is going looks like I’ll just be the cool single aunt of the family

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

Everybody else: Yay it’s warm, spring is coming! Life is bliss. Me: Here comes the life of dog shit land mines & mud and water being tracked through my house..

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@femimami I had someone break into my car once and take 3 bucks in change, a lighter, and my literally empty wallet and leave my Oakley sunglasses just laying there. So weird. Your person must have been reals hungry

[lyss @alyssajones03]

I have decided I’m just gonna be the fun single drunk Aunt forever.

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

We as humans don’t deserve the love dogs give us and I wish they could live forever.

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

@mikaylagraham I feel this on a deep level 🙌🏼

[Mikayla @mikaylagraham]

If my dogs don’t like you, neither do I.

[L @LALALUCYFUR]

a tattoo gun pounding ink into my skin would absolutely smack rn

[Taylor Neumann 🤙🏼 @T_Neumann33]

Everytime I am scrolling through Facebook & see one of those big beautiful beds that have a special spot for your dog to sleep, I always think to myself that no matter how big my bed is or how many special spots they are given, my dogs will still want to sleep practically on me