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[Mambo🇰🇪🇿🇦 @T_PatricksMambo]

#RejectFinanceBill24 ✊🏾

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

Women will literally just eye fuck you to submission. Such evil creatures😭😂

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

me this week:

[Parmesan 💚 @thabrrr]

Maybe I'm strict but my tolerance for people who don't listen is very very low.

[adhiambo @lettersbyjoy]

That “sitaki pole yako” that children say is actually so real 😮‍💨 because indeed sitaki pole zako hazinisaidii in any way

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

When she starts becoming mean, it’s time to leave.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

in a generation where everyone is always on their phone, late replies are deliberate

[love drops @lovedropx]

“password is too weak” ok have you seen my country’s democracy

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[Random @His_randomness]

They lied. Siasa weka kwa roho kabisa! They are playing with our lives bana.

[munir @bigpochu]

I find it really hard continuing with a conversation nikijua hatupatani soon

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Official Kenya Airways @KenyaAirways]

You know what to do 😊

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

Hiyo impeachment kama Babu hawezi table hata yeye ajidishi. Sahii hatutaki watu wa small talk na kutupima na tweets kama Hamisi

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Akiwa ametoa kura wapi ? This stupid question annoys me so much.

[MMUST @TeacherInocent]

Hutaki udinywe na unataka upelekwe out, we don't do that here girl.

[Real Kimani @RealKaruga]

Everyone in Kenya knows an "Ebenezer shop" somewhere😂😂😂