Tony Steinbach

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

Get your shit together #sprint I'm sick of having full LTE and taking 30 minutes to update my status or load a page!!!!!

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

a lot of really unsportsman like posts from cubs fans since last nights game, just goes to show the type of fans they are #StayClassyChicago

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

Time to make the announcement, next year this time I'll be going for my pro card and competing in the… https://t.co/EnbSEM1lBy

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

If someone peed on me during sex, I'd be like, "Ha! I've read about this!"

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

Why the fuck do babies enjoy being thrown in the air? How terrifying would it be if a giant repeatedly tossed you above their head?

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

Hey fat ass, You never hear skinny people saying, "I'm just small boned."

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK? #ChokeABitch

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

Just made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons and holding up the fuckin line

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged

BADUM TISSSSSS

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

The one that got away

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

Hey pregnant chicks, all of your 3D ultrasounds look like Voldemort in a garbage bag....

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi!

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 FUCKING times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser

[Mike Stolle @MikeStolle32]

Sorry mom I'm not coming home! =] Columbia has me now!!

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

How do you get back in touch with someone you haven't talked to in years
#TheOneThatGotAway : \

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

@johncampea yet once again Bay will come out of this smelling like unicorn farts and shitting rainbows. NO ONE RIDES GRIMLOCK!!!!

[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

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[Tony Steinbach @T_SbachHi5]

I really gotta start saying "congratulations" I instead of "are you keeping it?"....