Welele

Paramedic (ALS) 🚑
Block Cave Mining🗻
Mining⚒
Christian⛪
199x😇
5'9🙃
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[Gayton McKenzie @GaytonMcK]

Valid passports, valid visas, went there to watch football, return flights booked, bring a positive vibes, sells nothing except our Culture to locals, much 2 learn from South Africans Sir

[Pro Philani @prophilani]

Well, you don’t enter the World Cup illegally; you qualify.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

No MAN has ever died from being single for too long. Plenty have died inside from loving the wrong WOMAN.

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

It’s not that we can’t afford bush getaways. Re gana tsona tse.

[MarilyneMamabolo @lynie_mkp]

I’m sorry guys but we need to stop this thing of skipping evidence and attacking the guy just because the accuser happens to be a woman.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You’ll start living a more peaceful life when you get comfortable with the idea of disappointing women.

[Tshenolo PI @TshenoloPi]

This is dangerous and reckless behaviour.
South African Police Service please we need to find these women and lock them up. This is a serious breach of the FCA.

We ask the community to help us identify these women we will personally open cases against them and see to it that they dance to their music

Nb if they harm each other or themselves please do not blame us like you did with that other dude but we are not going to sit and watch lawlessness strive.

Let's work 💪🏿 🙌🏿

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

We tried to warn y’all about women in management positions.🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[𝙏𝙤𝙥𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙮𝙨𝙯𝙣 @topboyyszn]

just opened Twitta and this is what i find.😭😭

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Women release 1 egg a month.

Men produce 1,500 sperm cells every second.

Birth control pills are for women because of biology, not sexism.

[Clayson Monyela @ClaysonMonyela]

In Tzaneen, Nkowankowa, Phalaborwa, Elim, Mokopane & Polokwane etc...the "three" stay together, speak the languages interchangeably, marry one another & live as one people....daily deconstructing the colonial project of dividing us based on nonsense!

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Lmao dudes need to start looking at it this way to get angry about it fr

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

Don't let anyone who doesn't plan on fixing their home destroy yours!

[Noxolo Madonsela @Noxxcee]

This isn't the gag you think it is. Being able to count them is exactly what tells you they’re there legally.

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

A South African woman was refused to get water by an illegal Zimbabwean foreigner, she brutally assaulted in front of her kids, one of her child cry in fear of the man’s violence.

The Zimbabwean foreigner has been blocking South Africans from accessing water demanding a fee from South Africans.

[STUARTIST @StewardessChick]

That’s not a soul tie, you just have low self esteem.

[Jiggy Jiggy @abbacious_]

NO, the ride is your birth right.

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

Mosadi nkampane a hloke nnete, eseng marago.

[GIFTSA @IAMGIFTSA]

I remember someone saying you can be in a taxi with a woman but in her head you’re the poor one not her, cause what you mean you’re age shaming but you’re two years younger 😂😂😂