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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Being an adult is realizing $500 is little money to have, but a lot to owe

[Don @Donceptofficial]

You are hitting your parlay today 🫵🏾

[🧘🏾‍♂️ @T_Steve90]

I mean 1 Is but I still take that percentage

[The Wzrd 🧙🏾‍♂️✨ @BiggerWizzle]

None of the woman from my past are married or in successful relationships so i know its not me 😭

[5FITCEO @5FITCEO]

Them: "How did you keep your sanity?"

Me: "I lost my strength, but I never lost Jesus."

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when life is difficult but you a man so you just hit this pose for a while🫩

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

I believe all niggas lose sexual interest once you disappoint them emotionally.

[🧘🏾‍♂️ @T_Steve90]

Everyone down plays they ex when they leave to make themselves feel better😭😭😭

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Boston Celtics believe Derrick White had a better season than Jaylen Brown last year, per @WindhorstESPN

"Even though Jaylen Brown was talking about himself for MVP, the Celtics did not feel like Jaylen had the best season on their team. They felt that Derrick White had a better season.”

(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

[𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭 @chrislil_gh]

Your MOM won’t die this year. Declare it!!!

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first heartbreak? at 25? #Godspeed

[NBA Replays @NBAReplays_]

'22-23 MVP Joel Embiid tape

[BiGDan🥲🥷 @AbanGa_05]

Me after pressing “free trial” and they ask me to put in my card details. 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me every night:

[Austine @theereal_one]

LMFAO lil buddy is homophobic 😭😭

[Joice🤍🇧🇪 @Joiceoflagos]

This one 😭🤣

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman won’t apologize. She’ll rewrite the story until you’re the problem

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

women know exactly what they’re doing. they just hope you’ll tolerate it.

[🧘🏾‍♂️ @T_Steve90]

What’s stopping Rhyne Howard from being the best playing in the WNBA?

[🧘🏾‍♂️ @T_Steve90]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Summayah (20) speaks on the age gap between her and her rapper boyfriend NoCap (27)

“How many of y’all was attracted to Vampires? Y’all do know Vampires are like 1,000 years old right? So, there’s nothing wrong with my age gap with my man, but you bitches wanna f—k with a Vampire who is a thousand years old.”

[RIP23 @23kari__]

Niggas just wanna sound smart… Idk not one nigga that’s married or is in a relationship because of sex….

[🧘🏾‍♂️ @T_Steve90]

Nigga fuck you

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Mitch Johnson:

"I don't get into social media. I think I've probably been fired 212 times, and we've traded Fox 72 times. People have their opinions. I don't care. De'Aaron Fox will have the ball in his hands at the end of the game tomorrow and I have nothing but the utmost confidence that he's gonna deliver like he's done countless times for us"