Travis Stewart

I once played Survivor, I was in the Gangnam Style music video, and I’m a retired stand up comedian.

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Was at the Orlando Funny Bone on June 30th for my first grad show. 5min set on insta/fb, here’s 2 of my personal favorites from the night.

1. 🦚
2. 🇹🇬 vs 🇵🇷

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@NathanAClark Balogun Spurs

*drunk on this USA victory please tell me it’s a good idea

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I’m so ready for New York to look like this tonight.

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Tallerboy

Bud Light 🤝 Coors Light.

[OutKick @Outkick]

Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it

On sale tomorrow on Coors website

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@BarstoolBigCat Future Orlando great!

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The environment at MSG may give some Spurs players’ high blood pressure, a game 3 loss really would be like rubbing salt in their wound.

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@NathanAClark A multi-window process due to roster/injuries.

- Let the young GKs compete
- Good profile/foot mix at CB/FB
- Deep midfielder may have to wait. Trust in RDZ/GK/CBs/Porro/Maddison to start. Big $ for next evolution
- Unleash Moore/figure out health
- Let the young CFs compete

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The NBA Finals is like a funky game of Catan. It has a Town, Castle, Bridge and Barn.

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A Spur is typically found on a heel, not a knee…

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41-41 more impressive than 82-0, just imo.

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@TheDozenTrivia @dandrews61 @martymush @JackMac @ConnerHKnapp @DanteTheDon This was, quite possibly, the best match in dozen trivia history. I had to rewind multiple times.

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@SxrgioSZN @DaMidgetZimbo @BarstoolYak

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Pride month begins and now the internet is going crazy about an OBJ on a Giant.

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@stoolpresidente @troopzafc @DaMidgetZimbo Damn, not even a mention. @nickysmokess

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@TheRealGresh @MadDogRadio @SIRIUSXM The casual American sports fan 20 years ago tuned into soccer once every 4 years, treated like the Olympics. I don’t know about popularity in playing, but overall interest in soccer has gained through people who use to not care now tuning into Premier League/Champions League.

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@ffgoatball @NathanAClark But he completes forward passes.

Mmmm, I don’t know… doesn’t score many goals or gets assist.

But he completes forward passes.

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Wasn’t expecting nazi zombie sound effects in the #Survivor50 finale.

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@BarstoolBigCat For some reason I was picturing a glove on top of the other instead of on both hands.

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West Ham/Arsenal a critical match at both ends of the table. I usually like white rice at my table, I’ll be right back.

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At least it’s insured.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨JUST IN: The #Jets & #Giants MetLife Stadium appears to be on fire, according to videos showing a massive amount of smoke nearby.

There are conflicting reports about whether the fire is actually at the stadium or from a nearby fire in Carlstadt.

Wow 👀

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Not betting Jeremy Doku any time goalscorer ON Star Wars day is a big miss.