Tara Metcalf

Ice cream and cats.

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

An employee drove my bag to the gate so I could walk around without my shoulder hurting AND the woman next to me wanted to sit next to her husband so I got the aisle and not the middle!!!
Hollabackgurrlll

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

I feel like I need to go so off the grid unless I contact you, you don’t know where I’m at.

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Did not think I’d be giving my dad a fashion show at 30 years old, but here we are!!!!

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Almost jumped twice in a couple of months? Luckily, almost isn’t ACTUALLY.

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

My bestie just booked her wedding venue and goes “we are in the honeymoon suite” and like, yes, obviously, your then husband will be outside, with the common folk.

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

I wonder if Cash Cab still exists

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Teeth whitening, face mask, and a short work week.

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Could never join a softball league because I just yelled “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TAKE SECOND” as I ran by a friendly game………

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Forgot about what a mind fuck Don’t You Worry Darling was, until rn

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Sent my parents a video of Winston not catching and ball and they go “he’s not the kind of dog” lmaoooo

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Not the fuggin truth box.

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

If I were pregnant or just pooped out a child, I simply wouldn’t be yelling at my ~friends~ on reality television

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

On this month’s episode of PMS. Extreme paranoia

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Does anyone remember this fair ride or what it's called? There were no straps... it would spin so fast that it would pin you against the wall. People would vomit. It was fun. 🤣

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

I complain about living alone, but I really be doing whatever I want like my parents aren’t home.

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

I 👏 love 👏 hound 👏 dogs 👏

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

In 47 minutes I will be having fresh bread topped with butter and a singular beet for dinner.
Giirrrllllllll dinnnerrrrr

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

If it were 30 degrees warmer, I’d go eat a hot dog in Wrigley bleachers for $3

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

Things for the girls, asking our boyfriends if they have a cute friend for our friends

[Tara Metcalf @T_calf06]

One thing about me, I always need my mom and dad.