2nd grader: I got $40 for my birthday.
Me: Wow! What are you going to buy with that much money?
2nd grader: I’m not going to buy anything.
Me: That’s very responsible of you to save your money!
2nd grader: Yeah, I’m going to spend it at the casino when I’m 18.
I am CRYING
Concert Snapchat etiquette:
-1 photo showing tickets or you outside venue
-1 video of 20 seconds or less inside
-1 photo on the way home saying how fun it was
Let’s leave recording the entire concert in 2018.