Alizwa lamati

Ain't it evil to live backwards?

[Makhachev Islam @MAKHACHEVMMA]

He who exalts himself will be humbled !

There’s levels in this game!

Congratulations Justin, you deserve this belt more than anyone!

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

Well damn

[Arman Tsarukyan UFC @ArmanUfc]

Can’t wait 😂🤫💰

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭yerr my goat never misses man

[B N S L @_BNSL]

You can laugh now. Just remember that winning the World Cup would be a good distraction that would make us forget about other activities planned for later in the month.

Getting disqualified early means that we come back and get down to business.

Think about what you want.

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

By this logic if I met Bill Gates in the men’s bathroom I should stop him and talk business 🤔if only it was that simple

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

You met Bruno Fernandes and this is all you could do? 😭🤦🏽‍♂️

Some of you need to wise up!!

You finally got access to someone who has built a name, a brand, and a successful career for himself, and instead of using that opportunity to ask questions, learn, network, or discuss how you can grow, all you did was shake hands, do video , and post them so strangers can be impressed? 💀 “Jokes on you, I met Bruno”

Brother, proximity to success means nothing if you don’t extract value from it.

At least ask him what mistakes to avoid, how he built his connections, how he stayed relevant, or how someone like you can level up.

Some of una just like evidence say una meet celebrity. No plan, no strategy, no vision. Just vibes and handshakes 😂

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

It’s giving “thetha lanto ubuythetha kuFacebook 😭😭

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

Gabriel Mapasa legit pulled up to that nigga with a Sjambok and started hitting him 😭💪🏾I know my goat

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

Gabriel Mapasa legit pulled up to that nigga with a Sjambok and started hitting him 😭💪🏾I know my goat

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

@ZCherAime You’re so insufferable

[FunnyMike @Funnymike]

Idc man I'm proud of myself, I came a long way, nobody understands.

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

Another man’s treasure is another man’s treasure, true story no matter how you look at it

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

They weren’t lying when they said never go through your girlfriends phone man 😭😭😭😭yeses Ntliziyo inuka umbane

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

@louiehndrx Chubby Ndindi
Anelay
Phatasskitty

[Charles @charliefx_]

I spent years living like this (except the debt) looking at the ceiling fantasizing about exactly how I live now, everything eventually works out for the delusional optimist imo

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

Arguing with people on social media is pointless, most people online are stupid , you could demonstrate a complex analogy to clarify a concept and instead of focusing on the matter at hand they’d focus on the trivial parts of the hypothetical you’ve constructed

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

Fighting someone who isn’t wearing a shirt despite the cold weather is hilarious

[Bethuel Mathebula @mabetie9405]

That headbutt was nasty 😭 man immediately switched to survival mode and ran for his life, the phone even caught that sound from a distance… damn ingenile straight

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

Guys don’t dream big anymore they just want a Gti , Midrand apartment and chubby lightskin baby momma

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

idk if yall lack discernment or what so I’ll break it down so yall can understand, a majority of the time females tend to fall easily for guys who are their types, whereas you have to apply pressure because you aren’t her type go buy her those flowers champ she might notice you

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

That cocaine era was a hell of a time.

The time when every german engineer snorted a massive line and said "Klaus! Vhat if ve put ze biggest engine ve have in ze smallest car?"

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

@ChakaNooe @Vhoyde Maybe in the old days , god made us differently but the glock made us equally

[Alizwa lamati @Ta_Lamarr]

Cheating is like having insurance, if shit hits the fan you have something to fall back on