Taase Taofi

Is this where I try to make myself sound interesting?

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

Moms be like "use your common sense"

Ummm ma'am. Haven't we established that I don't have any

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

Did you know 'Pepsi' spelt backwards read upside down says 'is ded'

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

Finally folding the clothes after 2 weeks of it sitting in my basket only for me to stop because I dont have enough hangers

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

@alohaaapauline @Delta Same! I was on the phone for 4 hours so I went to sleep and I woke up to the representative saying hello over and over 😅

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

During college, I would give my professors or T.A a yarn lei to thank them for teaching me that semester. I wonder if they still have it or if they appreciated it? 🤷‍♀️

#WSU
@WSUPullman

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

If you post a video of your car dashboard, I'm not paying attention to the content. I'm looking at your odometer.

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

My brother is getting married and I throw up 🤮 at the thought of my niece/nephew referring me as "dads side of the family"

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

Dad: Taase you look like an old lady
Me: 👁👄👁
Dad: Come home, lay down. Come home, lay down

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

People who can eat an hour before an appointment is on different level

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

Watered the porkchop for dinner tonight. Then my mom comes into the room yelling that I didn't water anything!

Damn kitchen appliances getting me in trouble.

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

The fact that I was more distraught over pinesol being wasted than my siblings being sick says a lot about my addiction.

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

My mom and I were walking at a park and I saw a HUGE dog running towards us. I grabbed my mom, not to put her put of harms way. No. I use her as a shield so the dog can get her first and I can save myself. She lived a good life. She'll be fine.

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

New Years Goal: eat healthier

Update: I'm sitting on the bed eating a cup of ice and a family size bbq Lay's. Baby steps.

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

Update: it was bread

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

I'm smell either pancakes or chicken nuggets coming from the kitchen. Either one, i want some.

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

You're telling me I can get paid $80/hr to cuddle with someone? Hell yeah sign me up!

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

@jyosuri These are such underrated important questions. These are the questions that will save the world

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

My brother and I message each other as if we're not in the same house 🙃

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

The moment you realize your kitten is more photogenic than you

[Taase Taofi @TaaseTaofi]

At least the transition process can begin! Finally! Took your sweet time 👏

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...fight, and I believe we will prevail! Nevertheless, in the best interest of our Country, I am recommending that Emily and her team do what needs to be done with regard to initial protocols, and have told my team to do the same.