Taylor Brock

roses are red, violets are blue, they don’t think it be like it is, but sometimes it do.

[Taylor Brock @TaaylorTott]

If you ever want to feel better about yourself just know no one came to my fifth birthday party and my mom made me take this pic

[ria✧˖° @love_wbb]

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[🇵🇷 𝒥𝒶𝓎 🇵🇷 🩵🤍❤️ @Parzival_jay]

Mind you he said if she got raped he would forced her to have the baby

[Taylor Brock @TaaylorTott]

Literally can’t understand the @CorePowerYoga hype. Studios are dirty, people are CRAMMED in (love having feet in my face during mat work) and can never hear the instructor bc they blast music with no mic. Do better

[levy @1929stockcrash]

> friend tells our gc to meet at 12
> i go on bus (30 min ride) to get there 5 min early
> 11:50 am hits, one girl says“sorry guys, running late!”
> everyone says same and they’ll come at 12:30

early bird does not get the worm. early bird gets punished. early bird suffers

[austin blake mays @austinblakemays]

no shade but that’s a long ass time for the mini

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

could be us

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Sunday. should i freak out about my career for 3 hours or go to Ikea

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[living morganism 🌱 @ok_girlfriend]

a weighted blanket isn't enough, I need whatever is happening here

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

life is about trying the caesar salad at as many places as possible

[Icona @iconawrites]

Get your girlfriend what she truly wants this Christmas: the complete Clothbound Classics Penguin Collection.

[Taylor Brock @TaaylorTott]

This looks like Heidi Klum in her worm costume

[a💤ul @passionpeachy]

saw the most whimsical ass tree in my life and I had to draw his face

[Taylor Brock @TaaylorTott]

@GregAbbott_TX Fuck you

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?