The BLUprint

The BLUprint, the SUPERIOR HALF of Tabloid Fortress Magazine (a subsidiary of Mann Co.)
APPLICANTS, CHECK YOUR EMAILS!

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@TabFortRED tf?!

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

what you want these people to stare at their emails all day? not everyone is as boring as you pally!

[The RED Tape @TabFortRED]

Hey, all. I know you lot have been waiting patiently for an update regarding the “Tabloid Fortress”  project. Miss. Pauling says there’s going to be information coming out to all of you who applied real soon, so make sure you keep a careful eye on your emails, mates. Cheers!
#TF2

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@TabFortRED boo hoo man. you wanna act like a grade A douche be my guest just be prepared to see a badass drawing of me kicking your ass on the front of that mag!!

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@TabFortRED ill finesse your face dirtbag!

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

Yo! What’s good? I’ll cut to it, I know you’re all a busy batch of talented individuals. On that Tabloid Fortress project: basically you guys better be running to check your emails! More information should be coming to you, like, ASAP, about all that cool art and crap. CYA!
#TF2

[The RED Tape @TabFortRED]

Pauling here.
Applications have now closed, and we’re moving on to the next phase of production. Keep your eyes glued to your inbox for further instructions; we’ll make sure to email every applicant between September 12th and September 19th with our verdicts. Stay tuned!
#TF2

[The RED Tape @TabFortRED]

SAXTON HALE HERE!
They say there’s a time for everything, but the time to apply to Mann Co.’s newest venture is ALMOST OVER! There is ONE DAY LEFT TO APPLY FOR TABLOID FORTRESS before this opportunity is taken away forever, SO DON’T WAIT!
APPLY NOW!
https://t.co/PjpOYdRXab
#TF2

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@Miauta_Mi My FIST is going to have a tender, romantic reunion with his FACE! My fist will take his face and make it dream sweet nothings when it is PUMMELLED TO MUSH!

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@pwnedfaced @TabFortRED THANK YOU. You are a TRUE PATRIOT, even IF you are a civilian!

[sauce @pwnedfaced]

@TabFortRED the blu team is pretty convincing…

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@Miauta_Mi We are fighting, but we are MEN! Only ONE of us wears a SKIRT and it is certainly NOT the PROUD ALL-AMERICAN PATRIOT WHO IS REPLYING TO YOU!

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@TabFortRED WELL. OK. BE THERE AT 2200 SHARP.

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

LISTEN UP LADIES, AND MEN, AND OTHERS (NONE OF WHICH SHOULD BE ROBOTS, OR MERASMUS, OR THE RED DEMOMAN). Mann Co. but more importantly the BLU TEAM needs ARTISTS, COSPLAYERS, and WRITERS to join TABLOID FORTRESS MAGAZINE! APPLY NOW, MAGGOTS!!!
https://t.co/eHD2yZSbl5 #TF2

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

@TabFortRED Perhaps you should look into a CHANGE OF CAREERS!

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

YOU CALL THAT A RECRUITMENT POST? I have seen better recruitment posts FOR BALLET! Pirouette your ass down and watch how it’s done, you FANCY-DRESSED BACKSTABBER!!!
#TF2 #TeamFortress2

[The RED Tape @TabFortRED]

Need a job? Have I got the opportunity of a lifetime for you then, don’t I? Mann Co., needs a mighty sum of bloody-brilliant artists, cosplayers, and writers to contribute to TABLOID FORTRESS! Get off your bum arse and show BLU Team what’s what!
https://t.co/PjpOYdRXab
#TF2

[The BLUprint @TabFortBLU]

Pauling here. Applications are open. More details… soon. https://t.co/g0544zIt14
#TF2 #TeamFortress2 #TF2Zine #FanZine #TabloidFortress

[The RED Tape @TabFortRED]

Saxton Hale, here! Have YOU ever dreamed to work for Mann Co.? Well, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Mann Co. is JUMPING into the magazine scene with our newest, shocking, gripping, and heart-stopping venture! WELCOME… TO TABLOID FORTRESS! (CHECK BIO) #TF2 #TeamFortress2 #TF2Zine #Zine