taba samu

[ErastusNgige @_ErastusNgige]

Loving the meltdown by Americans who are in denial that Kenyans are indeed brilliant in academia.

Wait until they learn how Kenyans trained some of the AI models.

[Trevor McKendrick @TrevMcKendrick]

"AI has destroyed Kenyan jobs because American college students no longer hire them to write fake college essays" is not a framing I expected even the NYT to have

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Heparin for treating blood clot is obtained from pigs.

Insulin for managing diabetes is from cattle and pigs.

Captopril for managing hypertension is from snake venom.

But when an African uses animal parts for medicinal purposes, it is branded as demonic.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Ride-hailing apps Uber, Bolt, Glovo and Little will have to record parcel, sender and recipient details from September 20, with KRA and police able to access the information on request.

The rules aim to curb illegal goods and track undeclared business activity.

[princess mikaila 💚 🐅 @awesomemikaila]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone with so many perfectly placed piercings before. Each one complements the other, looks like art.

[giramata @gira_amata]

Its always “Africa is the future” never “Africans are the future” and that should tell us everything we need to know.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

I dont understand why guys coined the term "honesty" to being a "snitch". We live in such an evil society bana.

[Business Daily @BD_Africa]

Webmasters Kenya Limited, the firm behind the eCitizen platform, has been blacklisted from World Bank-funded projects for five years after it listed two individuals as 'experts' in a tender bid document for a project in Somalia financed by the multilateral lender.
https://t.co/yEn96WDMCG

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The people handling your money on eCitizen have been blacklisted by the World Bank.

[TegzDeGuhdGuy @Urhobo_Mudiaga]

Two people holding same thing

One is regarded as demonic, ritual, witchcraft and idolatry.

While the other is regarded as holy, purity, celebrating the martyr and divine.

This is what we’ve been reduced to.

My ancestors are Evil, but ur own is Holy, thank you oh colonization.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Kenyan business people are experiencing severe drops in sales and reduced foot traffic this August due to a combination of shrinking consumer disposable income, high operational costs, and aggressive new tax enforcement measures. Micro- and small-scale traders across major hubs like Nairobi's Eastleigh, Gikomba, and CBD are experiencing acute financial distress.

[🇺🇬 TMS Ruge 🇺🇦 @tmsruge]

Average founder building a startup in Uganda is 24 years old. In Kenya and Nigeria, growth-stage founders, median age of 29. In Silicon Valley, the average successful founder, 42. For fastest growing companies, 45.

Our founders are not underperforming. They are under-aged.

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Currently there is no pesticide sold in KE legally that has Cyanide in it. Someone is mining in the Amboseli and that Cyanide ingestion by 15 Elephants is evidence of it.

[Max🕶️ @imweno_max]

This should be a national emergency.

Not just daily politics.

[ManuBakar @Qs_Manu]

Guess what cyanide is also used for ……..

Yes, Gold and/or rare metals extraction 😬

Someone definitely doing large scale gold mining in the park 😒

[Nisa ♀ @nisafeminista]

Ladies, imagine someone doing your cooking, cleaning, running errands & endless invisible domestic labor. Imagine how much TIME that would free up for your career and hobbies. For the average male, that IS their reality. Then they turn around and claim women "contribute nothing."

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Over 40 Kenyan companies are set to close after applying for bankruptcy in the nine months to March 2026, up from 24 in the same period in 2025.

.The increase is due to weak demand, cash flow problems and delayed payments

[▫️ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖎♥ ▫️ @Iam_uchemordi]

Then there’s me. Raised by Enid Blyton.

[B @QuantumTumbler]

Whatever happened to the Renaissance man?

We used to admire people who refused to stay in one lane. Leonardo da Vinci wasn’t just a painter. He studied anatomy, engineered machines, explored physics, invented tools, and mastered art all at once.

Somewhere along the way, we started confusing specialization with wisdom.

Maybe the future belongs to people who can connect disciplines again, not just master one.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

For FULL INFORMATION:

1. My kid bro was on the road @ntsa_kenya said he was though he didn’t know the speed he was driving at.

2. When my bro sent me the text from @ntsa_kenya , I told him to verify before he paid.

3. He called the number on it & was told to pay the fine in any @KCBInKenya nearest to him.

4. When my bro returned to Nairobi, he went to KCB Branch at Freedom Heights on Lang’ata Road.

5. My bro went to a bank teller who confirmed the fine is legitimate & that he can pay the fine.

6. My bro paid the fine & was issued with a KCB receipt!

The entire process looked so legitimate except that after paying, my bro got the text alert that the money was paid to an account of CATHERINE JERONO TOMNO.

Unless @ntsa_kenya & @KCBInKenya publicly respond to this, then we will assume that they are part of a scheme to defraud Kenyans. Why should public funds be deposited in a private account?