Reginald VelJohnson69

I’m like a hot sauce infused wrapper or something. I don’t have cash app, just mail me $5 and I’ll buy some cheese.

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

Gonna make a gravity bong out of a lawn mower.

[ham mike @griffraff97]

they have so many and i only want one please

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@griffraff97 I bet those four days look like this.

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@ElnoMuskrat @griffraff97 It’s just sleeping.

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@griffraff97 Ham Mike adjacent.

[ham mike @griffraff97]

i can’t believe it’s been nine years since i hiked at philmont

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@SageMoneyRadio $3 says your mom smoked reds and drank martinis every day she was pregnant with you. That, or you fell off a ladder one time in high school? Something is up. Is this performance art?

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@SageMoneyRadio lol I saw your billboard in Baton Rouge. You got me and my buddy rollin! You sure wasted however much that cost.

[ham mike @griffraff97]

2 adderall and four beer can give you the mental capacity for greatness

[ham mike @griffraff97]

i’m going to find a cheaper way to die in an implosion

[ham mike @griffraff97]

disc time

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@GregAbbott_TX Stand up for Christ.

[ham mike @griffraff97]

chainsmoked four blunts last night now i’m immune to weed

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@angry_vet_ Man, this totally sounds like someone…

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@angry_vet_ I think I figured out why you’re so angry. It’s your penis. It’s gotta be your penis.

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@angry_vet_ @TheRickyDavila Name EIGHTY SEVEN people that “totally didn’t get handjobs from you at the Applebees”. I’ll wait, you freaking hand job fairy.

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@angry_vet_ Awwwww, honey, you poor soul.

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@ClaytonCraddock @stoolpresidente No, no one likes him.

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@coachSkelley @GregAbbott_TX Do you know how ladders work?

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@pam_psbauer @GregAbbott_TX Do you think his penis works?

[Reginald VelJohnson69 @Tabasco693]

@Flacwby @NurseTexas1 @KenPaxtonTX @RealCandaceO I know all the dudes with the FJB stickers on their trucks wanna get freaky deaky with Biden, hell, he’s cute. I bet he cuddles real nice. Definitely wanna do biden next, he sexy.