Ralphina 🇧🇧🇬🇾

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[Blair. @urstrulyBlair]

i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Outlook: You have 1 unread email.

Me: I do? Where?

Outlook: lol, well that’s the big mystery. Anyway, have a fun day!

[Tessa🩵 @Atindee]

I woke up at 6:30 instead of 3:53am😭

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

It’s easy to talk till it’s your man giving another babe money bouquet

[Aunty Ruckus Firefly @imohremi_]

One issue I had with my man before was his obsessive need to be everyone's hero.

One time he drove to take a "female friend" to the hospital because she had period cramps.

We argued about it.

So I went out and told him I had gone to help my male friend with how blue balls.

[AT🧚🏽‍♀️ @YeahThatsAria]

Somebody get this jiggaboo off my timeline!

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I’m gonna start following white ppl they probably talking about real estate over there

[Monster Cody @CodyDominic_]

Men say sex means nothing to them, but it actually means so much to them, they will ruin their entire relationship chasing it.

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

I will not eat up my money in 2025 I GOT FOOD AT HOME!!! I GOT FOOD AT HOME 😂

[Ralphina 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @TabbyJ0]

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[tido bling @tiido_bling]

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I dont understand anything anymore

[Ella @ogella90]

No one tells you how hard it is to rewire your brain to allow amazing things to happen after experiencing so much trauma or pain. Blessings exist, good people exist, and a softer life exists. Let it happen.

[pearly whirly ✨ @margee227]

Women will sacrifice themselves and maintain relationships with their literal abusers so they kids can have relationships with their fathers but men be like “me and my bm ain’t get along so I just neglected my kid”

[Luke the Good @lukeyism]

We don’t need November. Merry Christmas

[𝔰𝔲𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔣. 🤎 @bxdskii]

I can’t wait to get up and eat hamcutters for breakfast

[Ralphina 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @TabbyJ0]

Exactly the same thing I was saying

[☆ @moodyves]

this is something abusers use to excuse their abuse btw. mental verbal and emotional abuse is still abuse. im sorry but the man who broke up with her the day before she had to move back to take care of her father who had cancer gets zero sympathy from me.

[jynx @jynxbby]

when my period ends and i'm done with all the overly emotional outbursts

[Bathong_Thabii🙆🏾‍♀️ @HappinessGallor]

You see how Donkey used to follow Shrek around talking too much without getting tired?? Having a kid is exactly the same 😭👍🏽

[M 🦢 @trawberrytea]

idc about your exes i wanna know which one of your friends you promised to marry if you’re single at 30

[nova @comfypill]

are u ever just having a really bad day and u look in the mirror and ur like wow great i'm fucking ugly too