Taber Alberta

no swearing, no spitting, no dancing, and certainly no fornicating § official parody account of Taber, AB

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@cenobyte It's a legitimate technical term! Scientific, even.

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@cenobyte the children are like 75% bastards. Let God sort 'em out.

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@cenobyte well damn.

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@cenobyte Certain exemptions are made for city council members.

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@cenobyte ALSO

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@cenobyte DYKE AUGHTA ME

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@duchessgoldblat Your eminence is too kind.

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@cenobyte First syllable, you foul mouthed soggy sandwich. $50 disrespecting the authoritah fine too.

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@duchessgoldblat Not lately so much, but definitely earlier on she was. Dating is a sin, after all.

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@macphersona $300 fine for double blasphemy waived for rock'n'roll

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@cenobyte $150

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@duchessgoldblat TAYLOR SWIFT

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Currently trying to decide if ballet is beautiful or profane.

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.@cenobyte I saw what you did there. $150.

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@cenobyte @Manya_B @uleth

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We are all drrrrrruuuuuunnnnnnnk

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@jaela123 It's going to be ok. Do you need some delicious complimentary Taber Corn™?

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Fucking potaaaaaaaatoes. Jesus Mary and Joseph.

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.@Manya_B @uleth Potatoes? Do I look like a leprechaun?! CORN OR GTFO!

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WHORES